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Literally Just 23 Funny Tweets About Bollywood Songs

"Mehendi laga ke rakhna, dowry saja ke rakhna – Indians"

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kareena was like rabba mere rabba rabba rabba mere rabba rabba mere rabba rabba and rabba was like come to the fucking point already.

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@kitAnurag isn't it ghajini bandar ganji kyu? Sundari bandar ganji kyu? Nandari bandar tanduri khaave. Nagasaki tanduri bandar mandir jaave

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Venn diagram of 'Nainon mein sapna, sapnein mein sajna'.

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Me: Khaana thanda ho gaya. Ab kya karein? Milkha Singh: Oven karenge oven karenge oven karenge..

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Air hostess: Sir tea or coffee ? Me: Chai pls... Air Hostess: Lo chai.... Me: ulfat ho gaya... *Runs towards emergency exit*

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In my understanding the genre of music where Ranbir Kapoor dresses like a homeless person and screams into a microphone is called sufi rock

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Rehna tu Hai Jaisa tu Thoda sa chutiya Thoda gandu

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Adele's Hello is angrezon ka 'Sunn raha hai na tu'.

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Girl 1-a what you doing ya? Girl 2-nothing ya you ya? G1-coffee ya? G2- o ya ya G1- o yaya Yayayaaa. Yayayaa.. Jo bhi mai ..kehna chahu...

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Arijit Singh's songs are so romantic that you miss your lover even if you never had a lover.

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"Mehendi laga ke rakhna, dowry saja ke rakhna"- Indians

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LIC agent: Sir, this policy is the best for you sir Prabhu Deva: Is it... LIC agent: No please don't Prabhu Deva: Take it easy policy

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He : Oh laal dupatte waali tera naam to bata Superman : Shut up bro.

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"Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?"

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Arijit Singh is like Aaloo of Bollywood. Har movie mein thoda thoda daal dete hai.

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[at Govinda's restaurant] Customer: "Waiter, this food has too much chilli in it." Waiter: "All right boys, this is what we trained for."

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Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut have exchanged way too many emails. To: To: To: To: Mein Re: Re: Re:

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I am all like jaati hun main and traffic is like jaldi hai kya

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"Tu kisi MonoRail si guzarti hai. Main kisi jhuggi sa thartharata hoon" #Mumbai

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Q. What did one circumference tell the other? A. "2πr hai kisi aur ka, tujhe chahta koi aur hai..."

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IF YOU HAVE BLACK EYES THEN YOUR NAME IS RURU BECAUSE YE KALI KALI AANKHEIN? TU RURU. NOW APPLYING FOR NAME CHANGE IN PASSPORT.

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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