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26 Tweets That Are WAY Too Real For Any Indian

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Tata Nano looks like it became a car due to parents' pressure.

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Maggi is a perfect Indian brand. It says 2 minutes when it means 5-10 minutes.

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*Calls a friend* Me: Happy birthday bhai. Him: Thanks bhai. Me: Him: Me: Him: Me: Him: Me: Chal happy birthday once again. Bye.

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The most horrific two seconds in life are when you're expecting water to come out from the tap but it comes out from the shower above.

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When an NRI relative gets you everything on the shopping list you emailed them:

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Facebook album name: "Dandiya Nite 2012 <3", Realtistic album name: "Backless choli poses in 317 angles"

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Behind every successful woman are her parents... wondering why she hasn't found someone yet and when she plans on getting married.

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If you buy a royal enfield, it will wait 3 months for you then go to ladakh by itself.

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Very grateful that chicken is not a holy animal for any religion.

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Instead of House, Castle etc, TV show producers should come up with more realistic names like 2BHK with car parking.

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Bollywood movie genres:Romantic ComedyRomantic ActionRomantic DramaRomantic HorrorRomantic True StoryRomantic Patriotic

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'Aur bata' is like the CPR attempted on a dying conversation.

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If we have to select one thing that we Indians make the best in the world, it has to be the glue for stickers on steel vessels.

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Facebook has become like that wedding function at which you can't drink because all the family elders are there

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I am all like jaati hun main and traffic is like jaldi hai kya

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Girls in India wear see-through tops so everyone can see that other top that they're wearing inside.

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Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.

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Normal guy: Grandpa is dead. Instagrammer: #Grandpa #Died #HeartFail #Shamshaan #KafanIsChiffon #ootd #TearsOfSadness #Kandha #tagforlikes

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Indian Radio: *Song Promo : Rj's name 15 times. 20 minutes of ads. Bumper : Rj's name 6 times. Rj : Says own name 5 times. *Song

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You can’t be a DJ in India if you play Sukhbir’s ‘Taare Gin Gin’ and not mute the music during the ‘Ohohoho, ohohoho’ part.

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Before Instagram people used to have Baigan ka Bharta and now they have Steamy Aubergine in hot pepper sauce with green peas.

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Default status of every home delivery order: "Sir, ladka nikal chuka hai"

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Damn! Even my body temperature missed the St. Stephens admission cut off.

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No matter how much you achieve in life, someday a guy will wrap samosas with your obituary.

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Censor Board cuts length of James Bond's kisses. Because, in India, love is private, hate is public.

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