Three “Prem Ratan Dhan Payo” Scenes Were Censored And Twitter's Guesses About Them Are Hilarious

    "Girl and boy talk before marriage."

    Sooraj Barjatya is the undisputed king of family-friendly cinema in Bollywood. No mortal soul has ever been offended by this guardian of Indian sanskaar.

    Which is why the internet went into shock when it was announced that his next release, Prem Ratan Dhan Payo, had three scenes cut by the Censor Board.

    Speculation began almost immediately as to what the censored scenes could have been.

    Husband and wife sleeping in the same room. #PRDPCensoredScenes

    And let's just say that the hashtag #PRDPCensoredScenes went to some very hilarious places, very fast.

    #PRDPCensoredScenes Salman & Sonam decided to go to honeymoon without their families

    Heroine Coming out of bathroom open haired and without Dupatta. #PRDPCensoredScenes

    Just saw Jalte DIye song from PRDP. Sonam hugged Salman while there was no Sindoor on her head. #PRDPCensoredScenes

    When Salman Khan kisses Sonam Kapoor Two Agarbatties are appeared on the screen instead of two flowers. #PRDPCensoredScenes

    Scene which shows Salman putting the Family Whatsapp group on mute. #PRDPCensoredScenes

    #PRDPCensoredScenes Salman let's Sonam out of the Kitchen

    They start playing antakshari without the usual 'leke prabhu ka naam' #PRDPcensoredscenes

    Bhai stepping out of the house even after someone sneezes #PRDPCensoredScenes

    While we may never find out what scenes the CBFC cut out, at least we know they can never edit the internet's sense of humour.

    Salman Khan driving. #PRDPCensoredScenes

    But, seriously. A little chill, Censor Board dudes.

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