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    12 Indians Who Are Damn Sad About Not Making The Panama Papers List

    "I am not even in the Panvel Papers."

    An in-depth investigation by a group of media outlets around the world, dubbed the Panama Papers, just released a huge list of people who have set up secret offshore financial dealings worth billions of dollars.

    But, while the lifestyles of the rich and the famous were being flaunted all over the news, everyday aam aadmi Indians were lamenting the fact that they're never going to make any such list:

    1.

    #panamapapers : People have millions of dollars in their offshore accounts & I'm just happy receiving Rs. 10 cashback on my mobile recharge.

    2.

    Another list I am not part of. My family is *this* close to disowning me. #PanamaPapers

    3.

    Not understanding whether to feel good or bad that I have no hope in hell of entering this elite panamapapers list

    4.

    I would like to declare I have 200 INR overseas in Sodexo. #panamapapers

    5.

    #PanamaPapers Terrified that my name and bank account will be on a soon-to-be-released list called Sahakar Nagar Papers.

    6.

    My version of the Panama Papers is if anyone leaks my Zomato order history

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    these people have so much that they have to wonder how to store their money, i don't know how to even make so much money #panamapapers

    8.

    I am not even in the Panvel Papers, forget Panama.

    9.

    @sidvee I'm starting a PanamaPaupers whatsapp group. DM no.

    10.

    I don't even have enough money in my domestic account. Offshore account, toh door ki baat #panamapapers

    11.

    Dear auditor, this could be us but you playin'

    12.

    Panama Papers Moral of the story: You are all salaried fools. Go file your Form 16, go.