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"Kaise ho?" "Tabiyat theek hai?" "Lo mummy se baat karo" If my life were a movie, my Dad has only 3 dialogues.
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When you ask for 50 and dad gives you 500 instead.
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every time i do something stupid my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund
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Indian dad: "My son is missing!" Police: "FIR likhwaani padegi. How would you describe him?" Dad: "Not half as good as Sharma ji's son"
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Me: Can I go play tennis? Mom: Ask your dad Dad: Ask your mom Mom: Ask your dad Dad: Ask your mom Me: Bas ho gaya, thanks!
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My dad whenever I do something.
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When your dad walks into your room on a sunday afternoon and you're still sleeping.
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You miss 2 calls &: Mom: Marr gaya Boss: Kahin aur interview de raha hai Friend: Badal gaya bhai Biwi/GF: SEX Dad: Nasha kar raha hoga
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Me: Hi She: Papa nahi manenge.
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My dad copy pasted the birthday wish from my bank to wish me I can't even
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Dad thinks he can negate high beam of driver from opposite side by driving with high beams himself. Thinks this is B R Chopra's Mahabharat.
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*Me on death bed after meeting with a road accident* Dad - Dekh ke gaadi nahi chala sakta tha?
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When I go home drunk and dad asks questions
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Kahanhophobia [n]: Fear of mom/dad's call.
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My dad always sees my face before taking a risky decision. Once I asked the reason and he said, "Isse bura ab kya hoga?"
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Me: meri chappal kahan hai? Papa: Jahan tumne utari hogi wahin hogi. Arey waah, papa to ekdum acp pradyuman nikle.
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priorities Me: is getting interviewed after winning a scholarship My dad: taking a selfie with Ronald McDonald
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When you fail in 6 subjects out of 7 and waiting for dad to come home.
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My dad thinks that a 24-hour news channel means he literally has to watch it 24 hours.
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When your dad walks in your room and sees you using your phone instead of studying
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Zuckerberg donates 99% of his wealth after the birth of his daughter. Indian Dad: "Gaddhe, beti ki shaadi ke liye toh thoda rakh dena tha!"
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Indian Star Wars: Vader: I am your father Luke: NO! Vader: You need to get into engineering Luke: NO! *Vader cuts of right hand* Luke: NOOO
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Lifetime of a Viral Joke - 100+ RT's on Twitter. FB Statuses & Pages. Whatsapp. BBM. Outrage on Twitter. Death. . . Dad forwards it to you.