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14 Jokes Twitter Has Already Made About Neil Nitin Mukesh Getting Engaged

Spoiler alert: There are a lot of gags about his name... again.

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While everyone is happy for the couple, a lot of Twitter users have also found the time to sneak in a few laughs at their expense (mostly just Mukesh):

1.

Neil Nitin Mukesh got engaged. He liked a girl, so he bought a diamond ring, and Kneel Nitin Mukesh. (thanks guys, this is my magnum opus)

2.

Neil Nitin Mukesh didn't get engaged to Sarah Jessica Parker is the reason why I have trust issues.

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Neil Nitin Mukesh's fiancee is just two names short of being Draupadi.

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After getting married, Neil Nitin Mukesh will go to Papua New Guinea for Honeymoon.

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Rukmini Sahay is marrying Neil Nitin Mukesh. Surely her favourite game is Teen Pati

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Rukmini Sahay marrying Neil Nitin Mukesh is the closest any Indian girl can get to a foursome.

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After getting married to Rukmini Sahay, Neil Nitin Mukesh will finally be able to play Ludo and Carrom with all 4 sides occupied.

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Neil Nitin Mukesh ki shaadi mai Agnee ke 21 faire honge.

10.

If Neil Nitin Mukesh's kids are triplets, he will have 9 kids.

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'Neil Nitin Mukesh got engaged.' Panchali: Bitch please!

12.

Best thing about being Neil Nitin Mukesh's wife is that there's no surname for you to adopt.

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"Shaadi 2 aatmaon ka milan hai." Neil Nitin Mukesh: Bitch Please!

14.

This is the horrifying sex ratio in India Where Neil Nitin Mukesh got engaged to one girl.

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