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Ugh hate it when I suddenly can't wear my torn underwear because I'm in a 'relationship'.
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Valentine week is just 7 ways of trolling single people at some different level.
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Friend: "What are you doing on Valentine's Day?" Me: "Saving money!"
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People who ask for other people's Valentine's Day plans are the only ones who have plans.
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Friend : Valentine's day pe kahan ja rahi ? Me: Bhaad me.
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This Valentine's day take time to celebrate the connection between the one you love, yourself, and your adhaar card. It's mandatory.
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Me (on the outside): "congratulations Anushka and Virat <3" Me (on the inside): "shiiiiiit man everyone's getting… https://t.co/3fUD5MZJNy
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Wanted to go out on a romantic dinner date with boyfriend. Can you suggest some nice boyfriend?
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364 days Mom: Din bhar soya rehta h. Zara bahar jaaya kar 14th feb Mom: Kidhr jara h? Kisse milne? Konse caste ki h? Shaadi pe to bulayega?
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Last minute festival shopping
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Happy" hamein kya lena dena " day to everyone