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This salad with a totally unnecessary addition.
4.
These prawns having their privacy invaded for no reason.
5.
This dish that couldn't have had a more unappetising name if it tried...
6.
Unless it was this dish.
7.
This uncalled-for mixing of cultures.
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And this even stranger cultural mix.
9.
This fusion dish that no one asked for.
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This noodle samosa AKA the worst. filling. ever.
12.
These Spain-jabi cocktails.
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This menu that's entirely way too hipster.
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And any biryani with these things added in them.
