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The 43 Funniest Jokes About Indian Politics In 2016

They say the best humour comes from a place of darkness, and 2016 was a dark, dark year.

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No drug problem in Punjab No caste problem in India No gun problem in US No dictator problem in N. Korea No denial problem on this planet

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Sonia: Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ? RaGa: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all account details #RaGaHacked

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This is the Best reason I ever have come across for Depositing money in Bank account #DeMonetisation

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India: OMG OUR CURRENCY US: OMG OUR ELECTIONS UK: HOW DARE U CHANGE THE SHAPE OF TOBLERONE U BASTARDS

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Debate in India: 'You can't do X.' 'Why?' 'Because the army fights on the borders to protect you.'

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Mamata hates CPM because they're left. Mamata hates BJP because they're right. Mamata hates the army because they're - left right left right

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Step aside @JustinTrudeau, you've gotta up your game. India: 1 Canada: 0

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when mom is yelling at you but she kinda has a point

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#RahulGandhi showing his phone to cyber security experts to detect hacking

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*Crowd waiting for Coldplay* *Lights go out* *Modi appears* "Mitron. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!!!!" *An ATM on stage.* *Crowd goes wild.*

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Indian currency. Now in Space Gray and Rose Gold.

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I am like Navjot Sidhu. Pata nahi career kahan jaa raha hai, pata nahi kounsi party ko support karna hai. Bas koi joke maare to has deta hun

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Irrfan: "Lets see if you can stay without saying Modi for 5 mins" [After 3 mins] AK: "Lagta hai ulti aane waali hai"

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45 days 59 new rules, bhai tum RBI ho ya boys hostel ke warden. #DeMonetisation #RBI

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[In theatre] 2016: Please stand up. 2017: Tiger ko namaste bolo. 2018: Sir thoda side dijiye yahan parade hogi. Woh dekho Orissa ki jhanki.

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*modi drinks water* Newspaper: Modiji does Surgical Strike on water bottle.

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If Samajwadi Party breaks up into small political parties they will have logos like tyre, tube, handle, paddle, chain and ghanti.

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International Khiladi with Akshay Kumar.

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Wife- Modi ji ka birthday kab hai? Kejri- Sept 17th,1950 Wife- *starts beating him* Kejri- maarti kyu hai? Wife- kal mera birthday tha

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Almost every problem can be solved by "ek baar OFF karke ON karna", and this is what govt is doing with NDTV too.

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Me:[gives Rs.10 coin] Shopkeeper: Yeh nai chalta Me:[shows him RBI circular] SK:[shows me Whatsapp forward] Me: Aapne to meri aankhe khol di

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Chief Minister of Delhi distributing WiFi towers across Delhi in order to fulfil his first poll promise.(2016)

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Right-Wing: "If you don't like India, go to Pakistan." Kashmiris: "Ok...going." R-W: "Oye...not you!"

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I always thought "Vicco Turmeric, nahi cosmetic" was our national anthem which is why it played before every movie.

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If Narendra Modi's Acche Din were a fruit

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(Yesterday in Bombay) Me: Paytm? Auto: Nahin. Me: Toh ye kyon lagaaya hai? Auto: (Meter cover) muft mein baant rahe… https://t.co/5iRSjQo7eB

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Welcome to Digital India. Bring a photocopy duly attested.

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Hi, someone was asking why the new 2K notes didn't have the Bengal Tiger, so I added two of them

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"I came to this country with 100 rupees in my Paytm wallet." - Dads in the future.

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Urjit Patel's desktop Notification51_final Notif56_new Notif 54_old 55_final2 Notification_59_new_53_edited dogs_howto_off_rooftop.mp4

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Woh wala ATM chal raha hai shayad

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You versus the guy she told you not to worry about.

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If you pay for a Patanjali anti hair-fall product with PayTM and apply a valid coupon code, you get keshback!

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Kanhaiya- "Hum leke rahenge aazadi" Bhagat Singh- Bhosdike aazadi meri dulhan hai.

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for all @HouseofCards fans. Does it ring a bell?

Sahil Rizwan is a social news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Mumbai.

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