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The 100 Funniest Tweets Of 2017 So Far

A whole lotta LOLs, and there's still half a year to go.

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Remember that kid meme? You'd be amazed what he looks like now... #indvaus

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Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people.

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For a long time my favourite movie was AVSEQ01.DAT

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Your best friend has a hidden comedian inside and it will come out in front of your girlfriend.

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Will I be able to eat this if I've never tried Beginner Dahi?

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suzanne: pls dont talk in ur secret language when i'm here hrithik to hridhaan & hrehaan: hyour hmother hcant hever hbond hlike bthis hrofl

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There are 3 kinds of people in India: 1. Nationals 2. Anti Nationals 3. People outside Delhi who have real jobs to do.

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My favorite Tinder profile I found here in Mumbai

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Air Hostess: Sir, veg or non veg? Me: Veg Air Hostess: Ek baar ek haathi aur cheeti tha ...

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Largest water bodies in the world: 1. Pacific ocean 2. North Sea 3. Hostel ki daal

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Damn! No one is happy in India while in office 😂 @IndiaExplained @sanjayuvacha

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Replace Kanye by Bulleya and you have that atrocious Ranbir Kapoor song.

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Upper middle class : Tupperware® Middle class : HorlicksKaKhaaliDabba®

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This dress is like my salary. Bas thodi bohot izzat bach jaati hai.

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When you are about to start your chetak scooter and some say " Statue ".

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When you sit cross-legged for 5 mins

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When you try figuring out the difference between Shahi Paneer, Paneer Butter Masala, Paneer Labaabdaar and Paneer P… https://t.co/rpohUAbs4o

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The guy who looks for a wife in @Jeevansathi_com ad (Pic 1), dies after marriage in @HDFCLIFE ad (Pic 2) #Irony

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when tailor doesn't deliver lehnga on-time 😂😂😬

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Just watched Ae Dil Hai Mushkil. How's Ranbir Kapoor always going to weddings with a single backpack? where does he fit all those sherwanis?

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"Kaise ho?" "Tabiyat theek hai?" "Lo mummy se baat karo" If my life were a movie, my Dad has only 3 dialogues.

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This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now.

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I'm the one who's crazy about you! Oho!

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Meets new person Addresses them as "aap" Days later Wants to use "tu" but now "aap" normalised Weeks later "Aap to kafi bhayankar lavde hai"

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Success, as portrayed on Indian television. For men: Helicopters, skyscrapers, business suits, womanising, Pan Parag For women: Chainsmoking

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1997: ewww why is your food so yellow eww whats in that gross.. 2017: omg have u tried tumeric?? Its like organiccccc ughhh omg love it

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Don’t know why some people are spreading propaganda against India by dying when they are lynched.

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How we (Indians) describe beautiful places of our country. "Wahan jao, lagega hi nahi ki India me ho"

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Girl who is carrying UNIX book and stethoscope both. Only in Indian Movies 😂😂😂😂

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Me: In Emosanal Atyachar does it go Ek Do Teen Chaar Chhe 'cause Kashyap's Paanch was banned? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.

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Channa mereya Chna mrya sad version Chna mrya soulful version ChnamryaRoRoKeBuraHalHoGayaversion ChnamryakoiJaldiAmbulanceBulaoVersion

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Review of Raabta: Just add "Kha" to the title.

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You, regular person: bhaiyya gol gappe dena. Me, Shashi Tharoor: Kinsperson, would you grace my plate with some spicy-water filled orbs?

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🇺🇸: I love you too 🇩🇪: ich liebe dich auch 🇸🇪: jag älskar dig också 🇨🇳: 我也愛你 🇮🇳: पापा नहीं मानेंगे

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This is how the world ends https://t.co/8Ft2gpk60s

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IPhone buy karne ke liye konsi kidney di thi tumne..

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Zaheer Khan not even trying to touch the trophy coz he knows he's Delhi Daredevil's captain

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To get work done in India, you need at least two alerts: 1) Send Email 2) Call the recipient & say "Sir, I have sent you an email"

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When a boy wants to only hook up with me and not get into a serious relationship

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Absolute best Tinkle Without Context panel in world history.

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Priyanka chopra wears a skirt HOW CAN U WEAR IN FRONT OF PM NO RESPEXT? PM wears suit with name printed on it LET HIM WEAR WHAT HE WANT

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So what if Serena Williams won a grand slam while she was pregnant? Preity Zinta attended college in Kya Kehna. Now THAT'S empowering

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My dad copy pasted the birthday wish from my bank to wish me I can't even

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When you can't decide whether you're playing the guitar or sitar.

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Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho, toh puri kainaat uss ek cheez ki maa chudane mein lag jaati hai.

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After six months in India I've finally realised that saying "hello" on the phone does not mean "hello" but "I can't hear you".

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#Wannacry #Ransomware virus tried to enter SBI software. Hackers got a popup saying Abhi lunch time hai.. baad mein aao.

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My favourite timepass is writing miss you under all my friends pictures and telling them I'm busy when they text me to hang out

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#FawadKhan is so hot even the wind blows him.

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In school, I wanted to be the class monitor so that no one checks my dirty shoes and long nails. Some people join politics for same reasons.

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just offered the man who serviced our Aquaguard a glass of water after he was done and he refused.

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How my wife asks for moisturising cream.

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Granola bars are just chikkis that went to university abroad. Spread the word.

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*Every Indian after eating Monaco*

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You'd think the Hindi word for office may be stupid, but it's dafter.

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Kon hai ye jisne dubara mudke poope ko nahi dekha ...

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Finally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment.

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The original motherfuckin Starboy

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That's a map of Andhra Pradesh there. Fyi.

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And now a brief thread on Indians ordering soup (1/2)

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When you masturbate after a long time 😂😂😂😂😂

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why is modi ji as much a part of the film promotion circuit as kapil sharma

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Priyanka Chopra: Get my Khakee Assistant: What? P: My khakee, khaakee... A: But you're already wearing it P: Gaadi ki chaabi la bhosadi ke.

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Uhh, no. I'm not respecting a stupid magical board game. I'm just going to call it Juman.

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Pic 1 : Humour of guys whom I like. Pic 2 : Humour of guys who like me.

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Yaha Aarushi Talwar ka murder hua tha. Aur yaha Nithari serial murder case hua tha... Yaha Ponty Chadda ~My Aunt giving me a tour of Noida

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When your parents are roasting you in front of guests.

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You know that you are an Indian when you can become the CEO of Google but can't handle short deliveries.

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Bangali saying 'Jol khabo' becoming reality.

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Bombay person sees a Husky: "What kind of idiot keeps Huskies in such weather" Delhi person sees a Husky: "Sahi hai, kab liya Labradog?"

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Religious fights are basically Mythology is better than Yourthology.

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You Vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

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Shahrukh Khan seems to always put it in the wrong hole.

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Old is not when the kid in the building starts calling you uncle. Old is when you stop calling older people uncle.