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Achha chalta hoon, duaaon mein yaad rakhna.
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WHAT? No more 500 and 1000 rupee notes? As a secular country, shouldn't we respect all denominations?
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"mitron ab se pulse candy currency hai humari"
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America counting votes, India counting notes
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The two men famous for killing black bucks.
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Also, kindly ban chocolates that are given as change for 1.00 and 2.00 rupees.
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Notes that are going back to where they were made : 1. 500 Rupees Note 2. 1000 Rupees Notes 3. Samsung Galaxy Notes
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BMW, Jaguar sales in Gurgaon, Ludhiana will hit the roof tonight. Last chance to use #BlackMoney for papa to give beta undeserved swag.
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This is the Best reason I ever have come across for Depositing money in Bank account #DeMonetisation
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2 min silence for those who opted for COD and will be recieving their ordered goods tomorrow. #BlackMoney
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Woh wala ATM chal raha hai shayad
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Girl "say those 3 magical words" ATM Guard "cash aa gaya " #DeMonetisation
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Met some hot singles in the ICICI Bank queue. Thank you Modiji. 😘
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"Bhaisaab, deposit karna hai ki withdraw?" "Neither." "Line mein kyun khade ho?" "Main desh ke liye kuch karna chahta hoon."
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Telugu actor Ravi Babu stood to withdraw money with his piglet in #Hyderabad becoz he cdnt have left it in the car.… https://t.co/qQEPYu0008
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After Demonetisation, I atleast know all the ATM locations around my area by heart. Thanks Modi ji.
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Hi guys. Who wants to be my friend?🤑
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Always knew Modi would bring about massive amounts of change.
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*ahem*
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Wrote 'Bhai ki scriptless film' on an old 500 rupee note and tried to use it. Chal gayi
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"I came to this country with 100 rupees in my Paytm wallet." - Dads in the future.
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.@vijayshekhar PARTY PARTY PARTY TREAT TREAT TREAT
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Relatives are so happy right now, ₹501 ke jagah ₹1 hi dene padege. Rs 500 #BlackMoney
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500 and 1000 are temporary, Gandhiji is permanent.
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Pic 1 : When you get in the ATM queue for cash Pic 2 : after 4 hours still standing #DeMonetisation
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People are queueing up outside halls for #Bahubali2. Hope to see the same kind of excitement and vigour outside ATMs for Demonetisation 2.
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New favourite game is seeing how close to an ATM I can get before the guard starts shaking his head
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[Kids in 2060] Mere grandfather "Black money ki ladai mein" 10-12 dino tak bank ki queue mein the.
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When you see an ATM is dispensing new notes
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45 days 59 new rules, bhai tum RBI ho ya boys hostel ke warden. #DeMonetisation #RBI
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New RBI rule. Depositing notes requires written approval from Duckworth, Lewis, Pythagoreas, Your great Grand Father & Rumi, in triplicate.
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Welcome to Digital India. Bring a photocopy duly attested.
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In #DeMonetisation game, wherever the Ball Goes, BJP runs with goalpost and places it behind the ball and claims that's what Modi aimed for
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Your wallet. Before Demonetisation. Your wallet. After Demonetisation.
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Government orders after demonetisation:
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*Finds 500 Rs note in old jeans* Family: Kalmuhe tujhe isi ghar mein paida hona tha?
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99% currency back in system. #Demonetisation for you ladies and gentlemen.
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ATM is 2km away from the house but the queue has reached my doorstop. Can't go out now. Logo ko lagega line tod raha hai fir marenge merko
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Felt so excited to get my 1st Rs. 2000 note, that after getting out of a long queue, I celebrated by spending it & then got back in a queue.
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*Crowd waiting for Coldplay* *Lights go out* *Modi appears* "Mitron. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!!!!" *An ATM on stage.* *Crowd goes wild.*
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Finally, NASA has released recent image of India.
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Kya lenge sir @narendramodi ? Diesel ya kerosene?
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Somewhere in Chicago, with a cigar in mouth, jazz in the background, and a glass of cognac in hand, Raghuram Rajan must be laughing aloud.
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Let me clarify to avoid anymore panic: Old 500/1000 notes: Illegal but tender Paneer: Legal but not tender Beef steak: Tender but not legal
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Indian currency. Now in Space Gray and Rose Gold.
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₹2000 note features - gps - iris scanner - hd led display - water resistance - siren - if you offer bribe, Gandhiji will slap you.
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Satellite image after the Rs2000 currency note with GPS & Nano-chip is introduced!
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India's new 2000 Rupee notes are amazing. I have actual footage of how the embedded Nano Gps Chip works. Please sha… https://t.co/oESm41vQ0E
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Rs500 Crore Blockbuster