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Posted on 22 Jul 2016

Literally Just 35 Very Funny Tweets By Indians

Sit down, relax, and LOL for a few minutes. It's been a long week. You deserve this. We got you.

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Tata Nano looks like it became a car due to parents' pressure.

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Facebook has become like that wedding function at which you can't drink because all the family elders are there

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Maggi is a perfect Indian brand. It says 2 minutes when it means 5-10 minutes.

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Me: Marine Drive chalega? Friend: Haan. Shraddha se puch. Me: Jai Mata Di Marine Drive chalega?

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Beti Bachao Beti Padhao Beti Ko Joke Sunao Beti LMAO

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You can’t be a DJ in India if you play Sukhbir’s ‘Taare Gin Gin’ and not mute the music during the ‘Ohohoho, ohohoho’ part.

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'Aur bata' is like the CPR attempted on a dying conversation.

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Behind every successful woman are her parents... wondering why she hasn't found someone yet and when she plans on getting married.

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Bollywood meeting Royal Couple "Why are you so famous?" "Well I guess my family is famous so me also" "Me also" "Me also" "Same" "Main bhi"

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Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos

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[Job interview at Zara] Interviewer: where's your resume? Candidate: must be somewhere,you'll have to find it yourself. Interviewer: hired!

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Q: What's worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? A: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.

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when only the girl's side has paid for the photographer

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I am all like jaati hun main and traffic is like jaldi hai kya

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Mom: why spend so much money on a lehenga you're only gonna wear once for ur wedding? Me:

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Office jaake kamao, Salary dekhke LMAO.

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Bollywood movie genres:Romantic ComedyRomantic ActionRomantic DramaRomantic HorrorRomantic True StoryRomantic Patriotic

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The longest word in the English dictionary is mutualfundsaresubjecttomarketriskpleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.

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If we have to select one thing that we Indians make the best in the world, it has to be the glue for stickers on steel vessels.

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"Hi guys welcome to Pretentious Country Reviews!"

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Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.

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I like the fact that Gandhi preached non-violence with a danda in his hand.

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Before Instagram people used to have Baigan ka Bharta and now they have Steamy Aubergine in hot pepper sauce with green peas.

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When you are used to of Travelling in Mumbai Local.

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Who called it sonography and not Beta Testing Version?

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Indian Roads have all sorts of holes. Potholes, Mudholes, and most importantly, Assholes.

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Q: What's the difference between an autorickshawallah and a F1 driver? A: F1 driver doesn't think he's an autorickshawallah.

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"Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?"

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Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family

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Adele's Hello is angrezon ka 'Sunn raha hai na tu'.

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One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR.

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When you're almost ready to join Iron Maiden but preet ki latt mohe aisi lagi

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