Buzz·Posted on 22 Jul 2016Literally Just 35 Very Funny Tweets By IndiansSit down, relax, and LOL for a few minutes. It's been a long week. You deserve this. We got you.by Sahil RizwanSocial News Reporter, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed FUCK YOU JACK & ROSE. 09:21 AM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Zorg @prtxt Tata Nano looks like it became a car due to parents' pressure. 06:50 PM - 20 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Madhura @PunsTurnMeOn Jodha be like "Allahvyou Akbar" 07:17 AM - 02 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Rohan @mojorojo Facebook has become like that wedding function at which you can't drink because all the family elders are there 05:54 PM - 26 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. NumbYaar @NumbYaar Maggi is a perfect Indian brand. It says 2 minutes when it means 5-10 minutes. 07:24 AM - 23 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Anurag Verma @kitAnurag Me: Marine Drive chalega? Friend: Haan. Shraddha se puch. Me: Jai Mata Di Marine Drive chalega? 07:56 AM - 04 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Avinash Iyer @IyerAvin Beti Bachao Beti Padhao Beti Ko Joke Sunao Beti LMAO 07:43 AM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. k @krazyfrog You can’t be a DJ in India if you play Sukhbir’s ‘Taare Gin Gin’ and not mute the music during the ‘Ohohoho, ohohoho’ part. 04:55 PM - 24 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. dorku @Dorkstar 'Aur bata' is like the CPR attempted on a dying conversation. 06:37 PM - 17 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Anuya @effyourstylist Behind every successful woman are her parents... wondering why she hasn't found someone yet and when she plans on getting married. 04:34 AM - 11 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay Bollywood meeting Royal Couple "Why are you so famous?" "Well I guess my family is famous so me also" "Me also" "Me also" "Same" "Main bhi" 07:18 PM - 10 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Satya @Satyajeet Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos 06:38 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Pranav @pranavsapra [Job interview at Zara] Interviewer: where's your resume? Candidate: must be somewhere,you'll have to find it yourself. Interviewer: hired! 03:08 PM - 13 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty Q: What's worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? A: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too. 02:32 AM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nish De Gea @RootKanal when only the girl's side has paid for the photographer 09:37 AM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Denver Ka Dhakkan @tantanoo I am all like jaati hun main and traffic is like jaldi hai kya 07:46 AM - 02 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. N▲M▲STÈY @LifeofaDesiGirl Mom: why spend so much money on a lehenga you're only gonna wear once for ur wedding? Me: 04:17 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Madhura @PunsTurnMeOn Office jaake kamao, Salary dekhke LMAO. 10:32 AM - 29 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. mad cold @Extranaut Bollywood movie genres:Romantic ComedyRomantic ActionRomantic DramaRomantic HorrorRomantic True StoryRomantic Patriotic 04:13 PM - 17 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Akshar @AksharPathak The longest word in the English dictionary is mutualfundsaresubjecttomarketriskpleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting. 11:23 AM - 25 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Soumya @soumyaBha_t If we have to select one thing that we Indians make the best in the world, it has to be the glue for stickers on steel vessels. 05:22 AM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sapan Verma @sapanv "Hi guys welcome to Pretentious Country Reviews!" 01:41 PM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jungli Billi @iamhorcrux Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode. 03:52 PM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Biswa Kalyan Rath @kalyanrath I like the fact that Gandhi preached non-violence with a danda in his hand. 07:07 AM - 02 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Trendulkar @Trendulkar Before Instagram people used to have Baigan ka Bharta and now they have Steamy Aubergine in hot pepper sauce with green peas. 07:26 AM - 09 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. #Kabali Chikna @Madan_Chikna When you are used to of Travelling in Mumbai Local. 10:49 AM - 13 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Purva @thatobesewoman Who called it sonography and not Beta Testing Version? 02:52 AM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Mo @LiteraryBadass Indian Roads have all sorts of holes. Potholes, Mudholes, and most importantly, Assholes. 05:07 PM - 11 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Bad Company. @RowdyTalks Falguni Pathak during Navratri 04:25 AM - 13 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty Q: What's the difference between an autorickshawallah and a F1 driver? A: F1 driver doesn't think he's an autorickshawallah. 01:55 PM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. dorku @Dorkstar "Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?" 03:14 AM - 01 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Jungli Billi @iamhorcrux Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family 08:45 AM - 09 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. वरुण @varungrover Adele's Hello is angrezon ka 'Sunn raha hai na tu'. 06:04 PM - 06 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Nitin Pai @acorn One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR. 02:00 PM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Anurag Verma @kitAnurag When you're almost ready to join Iron Maiden but preet ki latt mohe aisi lagi 12:39 PM - 28 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite