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17 Twitter Accounts You Need To Follow If You Love Bad Puns

Puntastic People.

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1. @AksharPathak

Pankaj Udhas dips his french fries in afsauce.

A group of Modi fans walk in to a coffee shop...

2. @PunsTurnMeOn

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For an alcoholic, it's always a liver die situation.

3. @shrutithenaik

My internet connection just betrayed me. Isse kehte hain bewifi.

who called them bras and not chestitty belts?

4. @IyerAvin

'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi is 'Michael Hussey'.

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Beti Bachao Beti Padhao Beti Ko Joke Sunao Beti LMAO

5. @kitAnurag

So if I go to Gujarat and drink alcohol, Ahmedabad guy?

6. @SahilBulla

*At the Aladdin audition* Me: I'm going to sing. Casting: Go for it! Me: GENIE MERA DIL LUTIYA OHO! Casting: Please get out.

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People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive.

7. @rameshsrivats

The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia

What's the need to arrest Vijay Mallya? He has anyway spent most of his life behind bars. #SelfThoo

8. @peeteeonyou

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9. @BucketheadCase

10. @NumbYaar

Kindle - for the love of reading Kundli - for the reading of love

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SUHAG RAAT without U is SHAG RAAT.

11. @krazyfrog

Jackie Shroff's dog is Scoobhidu.

12. @Oinkoo

What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym? Gymnastiks.

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Main Roti rehti hoon, wo Atta hi nahi..

13. @abhishekmadan

"How do you pronounce repertoire?" "You know the word 'report' right?" "Yeah" "Now say it like a Bihari" "ripatwa... ohhhh"

14. @pranavsapra

Q. How do you know people don't deserve better facilities? A. Tejas Express themselves.

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If you pay for a Patanjali anti hair-fall product with PayTM and apply a valid coupon code, you get keshback!

15. @GhantaGuy

When you sit cross-legged for 5 mins

16. @mihirmodi

Never say "give me five" to a snake. Woh tumhe dus dega.

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Mosquito bit me 8 times. Mosquito byte.

17. @floydimus

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer & Lisa Kudrow.

Just stole some energy bars from a store. I'm a joule thief.

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