Since our resident celebrity correspondent is otherwise occupied this morning, and all other second-choice writers are out sick (SURE, GUYS), it has fallen upon me to talk about these photos of Priyanka Chopra at an airport.
I think this is the part where I critique her outfit? But, I mean, it's a black tee with black pants... What do you want me to say?
The dude on the right could've ironed his shirt, I guess.
Speaking of shirts, Priyanka's tee is pretty fucking cool and I wouldn't mind having it in my wardrobe, if they make it for men.
For the uninitiated, "iShapath" is a play on Apple product names and the Marathi phrase "Aai Shapath" (Swear on my mother).
OK wait, now I have to look it up.
It's now three minutes later, and the mission was wildly successful, you guys. It does, in fact, come in a men's version.
Don't judge me. I know this was five minutes of your life that you're never getting back, but aren't you at least glad that I got a new tee out of it?
