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India's 34 Funniest Tweets Of 2015

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Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos

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When you're almost ready to join Iron Maiden but preet ki latt mohe aisi lagi

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when bae and you are same magnetic poles

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When you are used to of Travelling in Mumbai Local.

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When you're done eating at the wedding but parents say will leave in a while

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"Shaadi kar lo sab thik ho jayega" ~ Indian mom to Greece.

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when only the girl's side has paid for the photographer

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Mom: why spend so much money on a lehenga you're only gonna wear once for ur wedding? Me:

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Adele's Hello is angrezon ka 'Sunn raha hai na tu'.

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I want to be as impressed with life as white people in Vicco Vajradanti ads are with villagers eating apples.

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Apun bola tu meri laila, who boli "laila majnu is a sexist story that objectifies women and reinforces patriarchy and discriminati..."

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One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR.

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Can't allow women in religious places because God is a man and he can't be trusted.

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I am surprised so many Indians are taking over as heads of Global organisations without chewing Rajnigandha Paan Masala.

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Oh! Jonty Rhodes names his daughter India. So, Rhodes now has India. But when will India have roads? #ImportantQuestions

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I like the fact that Gandhi preached non-violence with a danda in his hand.

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Facebook has become like that wedding function at which you can't drink because all the family elders are there

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When you are playing football and MUQUALA MUQABLA plays on loudspeaker...

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Doctor : where does it hurt? Me : *shows him tweets with 0 favs and 0 RTs* here

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When your tweet goes viral so you can't stop checking your mentions:

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Observe if you will this rare photograph of the mating behaviour of an adult Ola cab in its natural habitat.

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'mindblowing idea chahiye' in the streets, 'budget nahi hai' in the sheets. #clients

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One guy has put FB status message about dragons and used hashtag #GoTFever. And one aunty has commented "take care"

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"Hi guys welcome to Pretentious Country Reviews!"

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Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.

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[Job interview at Zara] Interviewer: where's your resume? Candidate: must be somewhere,you'll have to find it yourself. Interviewer: hired!

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Haldiram's: get the slip from there. Me: okay Haldiram's: make the payment there. Me: okay Haldiram's: get your order there Me: apron dede

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So many girls with " I'm the girl your mom warned about ... ". Bhai Meri mom ne toh bas itna bola tha sadak dhang se cross kariyo.

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Engineering college students after porn ban.

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Beti Bachao Beti Padhao Beti Ko Joke Sunao Beti LMAO

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