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Bollywood meeting Royal Couple "Why are you so famous?" "Well I guess my family is famous so me also" "Me also" "Me also" "Same" "Main bhi"
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Salman Khan becomes India's 'Goodwill Ambassador' for the Olympics. Doesn't Salman need a Goodwill Ambassador for himself?
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"Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega"
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#panamapapers : People have millions of dollars in their offshore accounts & I'm just happy receiving Rs. 10 cashback on my mobile recharge.
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"Gurugram" is how Sidhu orders cocaine
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Pollution level of Delhi before and after applying #OddEven
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If Anurag Kashyap made 'ki & Ka' it would be called 'Bhosdiki & Bhosdika'.
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Isme ungli daalo?
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The Kohinoor is essentially 21g of Carbon. Worth about Rs. 7.50. The rest is surge pricing.
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"Virat, you are a great chaser with a killer instinct" "same to you sir"
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There's been no update on the Hritik Kangana story for over 18 minutes, is everyone holding up okay?
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Jungle Book got U/A.To be viewed with parental guidance. Which means orphans like mowgli can never watch it.
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Adhyayan Suman: "Kangana Ranaut did black magic, and that's why my career never took off." Harman Baweja: "Me too" Jackky Bhagnani: "Same"
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Step aside @JustinTrudeau, you've gotta up your game. India: 1 Canada: 0
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Wow...rare moment when the PM isn't looking at the camera.
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Zeenat Aman: "Where are you going?" Dharmendra: "Getting the hell out of Chandigarh"
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1st half: @ArvindKejriwal 's advertisement 2nd half: reality😂😂
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My Internet provider.
19.
People famous for hitting and running...
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Narendra Modi giving autograph on a picture of Narendra Modi painting on a Narendra Modi statue. #ModiDoingThings
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What you order online and what you receive
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But you know we haven't seen any snake-charmers around since the snakes left. In 1947.
23.
When a girl passes near boys hostel.
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"Yo Jay-Z, you look upset. Beyoncé's new album huh?" "Nah it's not that" "Then what?" "Delhi me abhi bhi log mujhe Jay Zed bulaate hain."
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Apple is trying removing the headphone jack to make the new iPhone thinner Bhai, phone bana rahey ho ya Lijjat papad?
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The Sachin movie will do great in India but struggle overseas.
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Bihar becomes a dry state. Millions of Biharis laugh at the news and hit their neighbourhood bars in Mumbai.
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SRK's fans are watching SRK's Fan where SRK is SRK's fan who tries to kill SRK's fan coz SRK's fan tried tokill SRK, Fan is Indian Inception
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This Hrithik-Kangana spat has gone from Dharma Productions to Vishesh Films to Ramsay Brothers in a really short time.
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Learning Sanskrit is very important. Huge scope in modern times if you are a tattoo artist.
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Sidhu paying tribute to Prince