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37 Hilarious Jokes Only For Engineers

"In India, if you throw an engineer, you will hit a stone."

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Those pictures of smiling students on the websites of engineering colleges is the biggest scam.

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In India, if you throw an engineer, you will hit a stone.

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The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia

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That one girl in engineering batch

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"Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai" "Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"

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Who are we? Indians! What do we want? Olympic medals! How about excelling your own kid in a sport? "Pehle usse engineer toh banne do!"

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Engineers with and without MBA degree. #EngineersDay

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If an Engineer asks for ur number, it doesn't mean that he wants to date you, he may just want you to register for his home delivery startup

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Difference between a Mechanical and an IT engineer.

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When an engineering college student finally goes home after 2 semesters with all his unwashed laundry.

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When an Engineering student comes back to the hostel after a Tinder date

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Why do people mention same thing twice?

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Pic 1 : Arts/Commerce students Pic 2 : Engineering students

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engineering is the only degree where dropouts are more successful.

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Hey you, engineer, what's your MBAtion in life?