Your first name begins with an "S".You use only your first name.You are an ogre.You live in a swamp.You live by yourself.You like being by yourself.You are Scottish or have a Scottish accent.You like to scare people.Your favorite color is green.You have an annoying best friend.That best friend is a donkey.You are also friends with a cat.That cat is orange.And wears boots.There is a warrant out for your arrest.For absolutely no reason whatsoever.People always judge you before they get to know you.You hide away because of this.Your crush is a redhead.Your crush is way out of your league.You are too afraid to tell your crush how you feel.You don't have time for romance.You have a horrible temper.You aren't very close with your parents.You are very strong.You can break wood with your bare hands.You have singlehandedly defeated a band of knights in a brawl.You love onions.You have ~layers.~Your breath always stinks.So do your farts.You are viewed as a cultural icon around the world.
How Similar Are You To Shrek?
Beat it, Farquaad. Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
You're almost Shrek! Eat a few more raw onions and then get back to us.
Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!
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