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12 Things An Ice Cream Lover Would Never Say

Screaming for the ice cream.

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1. "I'll just have a spoonful."

2. "The cone is my favorite part."

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SAID NOBODY.

3. "Who would eat ice cream for breakfast?!"

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, second dinner, midnight snack — whatever. Ice cream is very versatile.
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Breakfast, lunch, dinner, second dinner, midnight snack — whatever. Ice cream is very versatile.

4. "Nah, I don’t drink the melted part."

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"I just lick the bottom of the cup."

5. "Yeah, sure! Have some of mine!"

"Totally. I'm happy for you to try a bite. I wasn't eating this or anything. Go ahead."
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"Totally. I'm happy for you to try a bite. I wasn't eating this or anything. Go ahead."

6. "You can have the rest of this — I’m done."

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NOT.

7. "No, I don’t want a bite of yours."

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I WANT IT ALL.

8. "I’m too full for ice cream."

No. Such. Thing.
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No. Such. Thing.

9. "I don’t want to get my hands sticky."

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Your hands will get sticky. Good thing they're washable.

10. "I don’t like this flavor."

Every flavor is delicious in its own way!
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Every flavor is delicious in its own way!

11. "It’s too cold out for ice cream."

Little known cure for frostbite: ice cream.
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Little known cure for frostbite: ice cream.

12. "I should pace myself. Wouldn't want to get brain freeze."

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Eat through the freeze.

You'll never say any of these things if you're a real ice cream devotee.

Especially not with Safeway's new Open Nature flavors: Strawberries & Sweet Cream, Salted Caramel Butter Pecan, and Chocolate, all made with no artificial ingredients.