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The 10 Top Car Names Of All Time

Because cars can have names too! SafeAuto knows that no matter what kind of car you have, it's yours to name as you please.

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Old Faithful

For anyone out there who has had the same car since they first started driving. It may not be the flashiest thing on the road, but it's been by your side since the very beginning.

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Greased LightningIf you're gonna have a hotrod that looks as good as it rides, well, you might as well go all out with the name too.
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Greased Lightning

If you're gonna have a hotrod that looks as good as it rides, well, you might as well go all out with the name too.

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Plunky

Your car kind of sucks. But it's all you've got, and somehow you still make it get the job done. Most of the time.

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War Eagle

How's it feel to dominate the highway in a proverbial tank? No one cuts you off in the fast lane. No one.

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Plain JaneNot too good, but not too bad. There's not really much more to it, is there?
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Plain Jane

Not too good, but not too bad. There's not really much more to it, is there?

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Gas Rhonda

You love this thing. But your wallet hates it. It's like justifying your first relationship to your parents all over again.

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Ol' BessieThe classic blast from the past — no matter how old it is, it still looks and performs awesomely.
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Ol' Bessie

The classic blast from the past — no matter how old it is, it still looks and performs awesomely.

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Don Giovanni

Always putting on a show, eh?

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FrankenstudeMakes sense. Moving on now.
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Frankenstude

Makes sense. Moving on now.

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Rollin' Stoned

If this is what you call your car, may you never yearn for friendship or good company. Rock on.