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Tinie Tempah Is Your New British Heartthrob


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This fine specimen of a man is named Tinie Tempah.

He's a 25-year-old rapper from London.

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I'm sure his music is great. Haven't heard it. Too busy stalking him on Instagram.


Tinie is fly.

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My future ex-husband, Tom Hardy, knows it.

Rihanna's horcrux knows it.

Look at Angelina Jolie in this picture. She knows it.

"Don't tell Brad I said this but you're really fly, Tinie."

Very few men can stand next to Idris Elba and still look attractive. Tinie is one of those men.

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David Gandy, one of the most successful male models in the world, is all like "Tinie, hold me so I can get some of your fly-ness by osmosis."

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Just before this photo was taken, Harry Styles wrote a song about Tinie's bowtie.

Tinie Tempah is basically a prince.

At the BAFTA Awards, Prince William gave Tinie a high-five because duh.

The dude's swagger is unreal. He looks fine even while standing in traffic.

Or while re-enacting the "Wrecking Ball" video.

*NSFW daydream about Tinie Tempah*

And, not to be gauche, but he even looks good wet.

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I'm not saying, BUT I'M SAYING.

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