Saeed: If I'm going to watch the Super Bowl without a Beyonce half-time performance, I'm gonna need some motivation. Let the search for inspiration begin!
Logan: Picking out hot men has apparently become one of my strengths here at BuzzFeed. I am very proud of this gift. Let's get started.
Methodology: Each of us went through the rosters and made our choices separately, then we compared notes.
Logan: You can tell from Wesley's facial hair that he's a man that knows how to take care of himself. And that Omega Psi Phi branding on his left arm tells me he's tough. Both top qualities in my personal (and correct) opinion.
Saeed: I didn't even notice Wesley had facial hair. I was way too distracted by the thought of being wrapped in his manly, Omega Psi Phi approved embrace. He just looks like he'd keep me safe and warm and pregnant.
Logan: Perfectly trimmed beard, intense eyes, strong jawline. Yeah, I'd say Eric Decker is a handsome fuckin' man.
Saeed: I couldn't agree more. Deck needs his own GQ cover asaptually. He's a quarterback right? He just has that quarterback look. Those eyes say "Sack me, Saeed."
Logan: Tate seems like one of those guys that gets more attractive the more you get to know him. I mean, he’s not bad looking, but he's not my favorite.
Saeed: Logan, you're an idiot. And apparently blind. First of all, dude's name is Golden. That instantly earns him some points. And then there's his 1000-watt smile. For some reason, the word "surfbordt" comes to mind when I look at his pictures. Can't quite figure out why...
Logan: Sherman is cool as shit and I like his dreads. And that is all I have to say about that.
Saeed: He's smart, talented, passionate, takes great care of his hair and fine. My family would love him. In fact, my family is already asking when we're planning to adopt. (My family moves fast.)
Saeed: All three of these pictures have me thinking unf-related thoughts. The tattoos, the runny face paint, the way he fills out his uniform. Unf unf unf.
Logan: I can't get over his stupid goatee. Shave that off and then we'll see. Until then, no.
Logan: Just look at that smile. He also has a good head. I'm not totally sure what that means, but I know it's true.
Saeed: I mean, he's not ugly at all but he's just not doing anything for me. I see your "blowjob joke" trap, Logan, and I'm going to walk right around it.
Logan: Straight up, Bobby Wagner is the best looking dude here. In all honesty, he's just a well-put-together man and I really like his style. Plus that turtle shell backpack is dope.
Saeed: Gay down, you are just wrong. Like, stunningly, hilariously wrong.
Saeed: Doug Baldwin is one of the hottest dudes on this list. He's got a big ego and the body to back it up. I'm fully prepared to let him prosper in this life.
Logan: Which one is the REAL Doug Baldwin? That's what I want to know. Is it the bug-eyed dude in the first photo or the smooth and confident guy in the left photo? Regardless, he has some nice muscles, I guess.
Logan: There is no doubt in my mind that Champ Bailey is a suave motherfucker. I guarantee he always wears expensive cologne and knows so many cooking recipes.
Saeed: He looks like someone's dad which is hot for some people, I guess. But my therapist and I have agree that DILFs are not right for me.
Logan: The fact that I will NEVER look like this is really disappointing.
Saeed: Whew, God. Turbin is a whole lot of man. Maybe too much man. I'm interested and terrified at the same time.
Saeed: There's just something about Mike Adams that I just find very...winsome. His bald head looks like winning. His facial hair, his pretty teeth.
Logan: I agree that his bald head "looks like winning." Not sure on the teeth, but the facial hair is excellent.
Saeed: Sexiest caveman I've ever seen in my life.
Logan: No. Just no. I am so disappointed in you, Saeed.
Logan: I stand by my picks and my opinion on Bobby. You need to step your standards up, man.
Saeed: What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of my raging hormones.