This Paul Ryan/Aaron Schock Fan Fiction Is Quite Something

“Paul was in the ‘look, don’t touch’ category, much to Aaron’s dismay.”

1. If fan fiction about the gay love affairs of Republican congressmen is your thing, Paul Ryan XXX is the Tumblr you’ve been waiting for.

No one has taken credit for the story about a steamy late-night triste between Paul Ryan and Aaron Schock. You can read the first installment of the story here but we’ve gathered some choice quotes for your guilty pleasure.

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Saeed Jones is executive editor, culture for BuzzFeed and the author of the poetry collection Prelude to Bruise, and is based in New York.
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