Tucker Max, the notorious author of ‘I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell’ had his 500k donation to Planned Parenthood Texas turned down yesterday. In an effort to decrease his tax burden, Max, who has written nastily about women, thought it’d be funny to donate the amount necessary to have a wing of the women’s health clinic named after him.
Planned Parenthood Texas has been seeking additional funding since the state legislature cut off Medicaid because PP provides abortions. Max says he supports the organization’s work. Part of me thinks PP should’ve laughed all the way to the bank. The other part imagines “The Tucker Max Planned Parenthood Center.”
By Gaby Dunn
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2.Elizabeth Cady Stanton
3.Gloria Steinem
4.Gloria Estefan
5.Harriet Tubman
6.Kirsten Gillibrand
7.Hillary Clinton
8.Whoopi Goldberg
9.Goldberg the wrestler
10.Frida Kahlo
11.Sonya Sotomayer
12.Kerri Strugg
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14.Wilt Chamberlain
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19.Grace Jones
20.Nancy Keenan
21.Keenan & Kel
22.Yoshi
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24.Gilda Radnor
25.Jane Curtain
26.Jane from The Jetsons
27.Your high school science teacher
28.Lara Croft
29.Louisa May Alcott
30.Mary Shelley
31.Shelley Duvall
32.Clara Bow
33.Tupac Shakur
34.Kevin Youkilis
35.Muggsy Bogues
36.Brad Pitt in Moneyball
37.Jonah Hill in Superbad
38.Jackie Joyner-Kersee
39.Rainbow Brite
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41.Susan B. Anthony
42.Women B. Shopping
43.Betty Friedan
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45.Jeff Goldblum
46.A T-Rex that ate a cell phone
47.Smurfette
48.Elena Kagan
49.Virginia Woolf
50.Severus Snape
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/50-people-who-should-have-planned-parenthood-wings-named-after-them-before-tucker-max/
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