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Which Weird Ass Bitch Are You?

Find out which weird ass bitch, sabs, clur, or sfreed, you are.

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  1. What is your favorite color?

    cerulean blue (cause it was my fav cran)
    carolina blue (bc boys dig it)
    tiffany blue (bc I'm a fucking princess)
    normal blue
  2. What is your spirit animal?

    Dolphin (@craigmiller)
    Golden Retriever (get real excited when peeps touch me)
    Koala (cause I have chlamydia)
    cat (bc lazy)
  3. Where are you most likely to wake up after a night out?

    In my own bed with heart pillow
    Literally anywhere....probably a ditch
    Somewhere on Stratton street, but I have to google map myself home
    SAE (sae loves sae)
  4. What is the worst condition you have been in after a night out?

    Still drunk going to mcdonalds (tbh not that bad a deal)
    With a broken vagina (literally broken sos)
    With a possible broken leg and confusion about what has occured
    puking my guts out
  5. How many times have you cried on a sig chi couch?

    NONE! (so proud of me)
    a lot (dude I need to chill)
    a few (in chris severinis arms)
    who does that?
  6. What gets you the turntest???

    Champagne (tears yo)
    Malibu (its a party in a bottle)
    Tequila (te kill ya)
    vodka (vod to the face)
  7. What text are you most likely to receive at 2am?

    We good with pretending this never happened??
    WTF???
    "love ya!" - mom
    you up?
  8. What is your ideal Saturday night?

    in bed having sex w hot boy yo
    in bed having sex w very very tall boy yo
    in bed with food network on with lasagna in the oven
    dancing with the gal pals
  9. What role do you play in the friend group?

    Mother
    hypochondriac toddler
    literally real life angel (?) baby
    the funny teenager
  10. Which celebrity would you want to fuck??

    Prince Harry (gingers yo and real princess)
    Sam Claflin (dimples on fleek)
    Zac Efron (basic but best)
    Channing Tatum
  11. What kind of dancer are you?

    funky fresh (really means I'm the best of the group)
    the robot (gotta move those hips more peeps)
    no fucks given (drop it low yo)
    a good one
  12. What is your method in getting boys to love you?

    get real close to their face until they kiss you
    latch on and never let go
    don't make eye contact
    just be your charming beautiful self
  13. Never have I ever.....

    made out with the same boy at the same time with my bff
    walk of shamed with no pants on
    ice my nips (boys be craaaaaazzzyyy)
    had a threesome (nah it got to be all about me)
  14. How pumped for christmas are you??

    is that even a question? i've been decorated for months
    peppermint mochas nuff said
    normal amount pumped
    ill wait until after thanksgiving to think about it
  15. How much do you love your friends?

    A WHOLE LOT (they pretty gr8 tbh) (except when they dumb)
    A WHOLE LOT (they pretty gr8 tbh) (except when they dumb)
    A WHOLE LOT (they pretty gr8 tbh) (except when they dumb)

Which Weird Ass Bitch Are You?

You got: Clurrrrrrrrr Heals

Congrats you are the normal one!! Well as normal as you can get in this group of people. You are always the person people turn to when they are troubled or need advice. You are a real life superhero and so kind. Everyone loves ya bunches. xoxo gossip clue (she really is a gossip) k now lets go get turnt.

Clurrrrrrrrr Heals
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You got: SABBBSSS

Congrats you are sabs!!! You are v dedicated to going out and dancing the night away. While you are not doing gravity related things (physics am i right??!!!) you are getting shwasty and finding all those cute but clearly troubled boys. Keep up that tolerance and your love for peeps. Keep doing you, you wild child. Peace love space.

SABBBSSS
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You got: sfreeeeed

Congrats you are sfreed!!!! You are the computer genius of the group who loves having a grand ol time. Tall boys really are your kryptonite, but don't worry they love you too. You are cute and lovable, but love downing those shots bc who doesn't. You are a world class author and the tannest bitch in the squad. Keep doing you.

sfreeeeed
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You got: no one you bitch

HA! you thought you were cool enough to be one of us?? well think again you dumb ass. We are the coolest of the cool. The real life plastics if ya want in gotta do some real hard core shit man. So try again next time, except don't because we clearly don't like you

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