17 Photos Of Lana Del Rey That Are Literally Trying To Make Me Have Straight Thoughts

    RIP me.

    Saavon Smalls
    by Saavon Smalls

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Look, friends — I don't have time to set shit up today, something's happening to me! You should've read the headline, but the TL;DR is I think I'm becoming...str*ight. And it's all Lana's fault.

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    I'll just drop you the receipts and go, because I need to go to a doctor to fix this immediately.

    1. "What's up, my dude?"

    Christopher Polk

    *nods*

    2. "I really want to listen to John Mayer."

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    *dances to "Heartbreak Warfare"*

    3. "Suddenly I love Saving Private Ryan."

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    A film.

    4. "Breaking Bad is the greatest show in the history of ever."

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    RuPaul's Drag Race is shaking.

    5. "I could really work out to 'Kung Fu Fighting (Everybody Was)' right now."

    Jason Merritt

    "Maybe some 'Eye of the Tiger' if I'm feeling up to it."

    6. "How's it going, man?"

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    *shoots finger guns*

    7. "Camping with the boys is so much ~fun~."

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    Actually, not "fun," cool. Bros don't say "fun."

    8. "Stay away from me while I'm grilling."

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    My BBQ skills are LEGEND. ARY.

    9. "Speaking of grill, Bear Grylls is a beast, amirite?"

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    The episode with Nick Jonas was my favorite.

    10. "Can you believe the Hawks dropped a 3-quarter lead against the Patriots in the World Series?"

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    ...or something like that.

    11. "I hate expressing my feelings."

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    Emojis? I don't know her.

    12. "Hey, bro."

    Brian Ach

    *daps*

    13. "Soccer isn't a sport."

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    Fútbol? You mean football?

    14. "Can you believe this noob on Halo right now?"

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    His kill count isn't even that high.

    15. "Why do I feel like singing 'Sweet Caroline' at karaoke?"

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    The only song of the summer, fall, winter, and spring.

    16. "Social media? Is garbagé."

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    I only use it to slide into DMs. A practical usage.

    17. "In fact, so is the entire internet, so I'm gonna head to the doctor and check out now."

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    Peace out, my guys!

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