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17 Photos Of Lana Del Rey That Are Literally Trying To Make Me Have Straight Thoughts

RIP me.

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Look, friends — I don't have time to set shit up today, something's happening to me! You should've read the headline, but the TL;DR is I think I'm becoming...str*ight. And it's all Lana's fault.

I'll just drop you the receipts and go, because I need to go to a doctor to fix this immediately.
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I'll just drop you the receipts and go, because I need to go to a doctor to fix this immediately.

1. "What's up, my dude?"

*nods*
Christopher Polk

*nods*

2. "I really want to listen to John Mayer."

*dances to "Heartbreak Warfare"*
Tibrina Hobson / AFP / Getty Images

*dances to "Heartbreak Warfare"*

3. "Suddenly I love Saving Private Ryan."

A film.
Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images

A film.

4. "Breaking Bad is the greatest show in the history of ever."

RuPaul's Drag Race is shaking.
Mark Ralston / AFP / Getty Images

RuPaul's Drag Race is shaking.

5. "I could really work out to 'Kung Fu Fighting (Everybody Was)' right now."

"Maybe some 'Eye of the Tiger' if I'm feeling up to it."
Jason Merritt

"Maybe some 'Eye of the Tiger' if I'm feeling up to it."

6. "How's it going, man?"

*shoots finger guns*
Matt Winkelmeyer / Getty Images

*shoots finger guns*

7. "Camping with the boys is so much ~fun~."

Actually, not "fun," cool. Bros don't say "fun."
Frederic J. Brown / AFP / Getty Images

Actually, not "fun," cool. Bros don't say "fun."

8. "Stay away from me while I'm grilling."

My BBQ skills are LEGEND. ARY.
Mark Ralston / AFP / Getty Images

My BBQ skills are LEGEND. ARY.

9. "Speaking of grill, Bear Grylls is a beast, amirite?"

The episode with Nick Jonas was my favorite.
Bertrand Guay / AFP / Getty Images

The episode with Nick Jonas was my favorite.

10. "Can you believe the Hawks dropped a 3-quarter lead against the Patriots in the World Series?"

...or something like that.
Ian Gavan / Getty Images

...or something like that.

11. "I hate expressing my feelings."

Emojis? I don't know her.
Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Emojis? I don't know her.

12. "Hey, bro."

*daps*
Brian Ach

*daps*

13. "Soccer isn't a sport."

Fútbol? You mean football?
Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images

Fútbol? You mean football?

14. "Can you believe this noob on Halo right now?"

His kill count isn't even that high.
Katie Stratton / Getty Images

His kill count isn't even that high.

15. "Why do I feel like singing 'Sweet Caroline' at karaoke?"

The only song of the summer, fall, winter, and spring.
Steve Jennings / Getty Images

The only song of the summer, fall, winter, and spring.

16. "Social media? Is garbagé."

I only use it to slide into DMs. A practical usage.
Jason Kempin / Getty Images

I only use it to slide into DMs. A practical usage.

17. "In fact, so is the entire internet, so I'm gonna head to the doctor and check out now."

Afp / AFP / Getty Images

Peace out, my guys!

Art-of-photo / Getty Images

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