Aaron Carter Is Back On The Market And I'm Ready

    "People all around you gotta — come get it!"

    This is Aaron Carter.

    Last week, Aaron opened up to his fans and the world about his bisexuality.

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    Just a few days later, Aaron and his girlfriend Madison Parker, announced that they had broken up.

    Well that's enough exposition. This guy is single, so you know what's next: photo time!

    Here he is bringing back the iPad selfie. King of comebacks.

    Here he is with a content pupper, because he has good character. Why else would the dog sleep with him?

    Here he is eating a flower, because he is art.

    Here he is defying gravity while also defying our love for him.

    CARTER.

    SINGLE.

    So in conclusion, Lizzie McGuire isn't the only one who's gonna be hunting for that kiss.