This is Lindsay Lohan. Alberto Pizzoli / AFP / Getty Images Queen of acting, singer of the underrated banger "Rumors," future member of the EGOT club. It may only be June, but 2017 is the year of Lindsay (along with every year after that). BOOKMARK IT. Samir Hussein Get ready, sweeties -- because in case you forgot, LiLo serves her fans success with a side of reborn legend. But before you look to the future, you have to know your past, right? So we're calling up Daddy Time to take a look at all of her best movie roles! Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images The number is 1-800-WE-LOVE-LINDZ. 18. Marilyn, inAPPropriate Comedy Freestyle Releasing / Via itsdepressionation.tumblr.com * She did the Marilyn.* ????* Probably saved multiple careers by agreeing to do this. 17. April Booth, Machete 20th Century Fox / Via ladymanson.com * Got abducted by the uncle from Spy Kids.* Was a blonde?* It's OK because she stole the show. 16. Tara, The Canyons IFC Films / Via iconiclindsay.tumblr.com *First film of LiLo's comeback.*There was a lot weird sex stuff in here, but Lindsay made it work.*Everyone in the movie theaters exhaled every time Tara stepped on the screen. 15. Lola Johnson, A Prairie Home Companion New Lina Cinema / Via bama744.tumblr.com * Was a blonde in this movie, too.* Got to sing, thus blessing us (it was country music, though :/).* A cute girl, but not the most iconic Lola on this list. 14. Elizabeth Taylor, Liz and Dick Lifetime / Via classymike44.tumblr.com * True love^TM was made by Elizabeth and Richard Taylor.* The looks? Iconic, never-the-same, spectacular. 13. Lindsay Lohan, Scary Movie 5 Weinstein Company / Via joesmoviestuff.blogspot.com * Becomes a possessed demon, most of y'all could never.* Literally opens and closes the movie.* Pokes fun of the ~dark years~, queen of laughing at herself. 12. Diane Howser, Bobby Weinstein Company / Via spacvengers.tumblr.com * Her character got married to save someone from being drafted.* A government scammer.* Joanne wishes she could reach this level of fraud. 11. Rachel Randall, Georgia Rule Universal Pictures / Via susiediamonds.tumblr.com * Started off as a hurt young girl, finds herself in Idaho.* Ended multiple Mormon girls' lives* "I will find your boyfriends, and I will fuck them silly." 10. Aubrey Fleming/Dakota Moss, I Know Who Killed Me TriStar Pictures / Via imstuck-s-t-u-c-k.tumblr.com * Literally created an entire new persona; queen of multiple identities.* Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus shook.* Almost had her finger sliced off.* Killed her abuser in the end.* Was weirdly right about being two people. 9. Thea Clayhill, Labor Pains First Look Studios / Via holyselenas.tumblr.com * Faked being pregnant to keep her job.* Used a balloon as baby bump.* Got a promotion using her fake pregnancy, queen of lying.* Went almost the entire movie without getting caught.* Still got the guy after lying to him about being pregnant. * Legends only. 8. Ashley Albright, Just My Luck 20th Century Fox / Via kissthemgoodbye.net * Had to kiss Chris Pine to get her luck back. * Ended up giving her luck to a little girl.* This is how you win Humanitarian of the Year, sweeties. 7. Hallie Parker/Annie James, The Parent Trap Disney / Via filmlady.tumblr.com * Two Lindsay Lohans instead of just one.* Ruin their divorced parents' respective relationships to get them to reconcile.* They know more about love than Cupid. 6. Anna Coleman/Tess Coleman, Freaky Friday Disney / Via yoana-ves.tumblr.com * Lindsay had to play her mother's character within her character.* Invented the meta.* The blonde streaks that she had were chic and Avril Lavigne-esque.* Got to kiss Chad Michael Murray. 5. Maggie Peyton, Herbie: Fully Loaded Disney / Via disneyscreencaps.com * Singlehandedly brought Herbie back to relevance.* Was the first woman to win the NEXTEL Cup.* Beat multiple NASCAR drivers in her races.* That means she made multiple men in this movie suffer, which is always a good thing. 4. Casey Stuart, Life Size Disney / Via drkblm.tumblr.com * Used magic to bring back the dead, brings doll to life instead.* Harry Houdini who? * Tried to set up said doll with her father -- a modern-day matchmaking legend.* Got to hang out with Tyra (as Eve), so probs learned how to smize.* Was in the underrated "Be a Star" music video. 3. Cady Heron, Mean Girls Paramount Pictures / Via wantedgallerie.tumblr.com * Ended the toxic social hierarchy of a high school she attended for one year.* Got to kiss Aaron Samuels.* Gave the entire school the ~holiday spirit~ by singing "Jingle Bell Rock."* Knew that limits didn't exist. 2. Lexy Gold, Get a Clue Disney Channel / Via tomasmelone.tumblr.com * Constantly served lewks.* Went 13 years without ever taking the s*bway.* Solved a case of embezzlement with fashion knowledge.* Investigative journalism was invented by Lexy Gold.* Nancy Drew and Nancy Grace are shook. 1. Lola Steppe, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Disney / Via angelstills.tumblr.com * Decided to change her name from "Mary" to Lola.* Daughter of a dad with a famous dog.* Put on a funeral for a rock band.* Had beef w/Megan Fox's character, the foundation of Megan's career.* Literally breathed life into a small N*w J*rsey town.* Lindsay stole this job from Hillary Duff; founder of rivalry.* Got an alcoholic musician to get his shit together in less than 24 hours by yelling at him.* An American icon, TBH.