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17 Fake Deep Things You Did In High School

No shade, but you were the worst type of person in high school.

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1. Called yourself a "loner."

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Everyone rolled their eyes at you behind your back.

2. Prefered the "classics" over YA novels.

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You read The Tempest, once Brody! Just pick up your copy of Twilight and go.

3. Only listened to indie music.

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IDK who these guys are, but you probably stanned them because they only had five other stans.

4. Reacted like this EVERY time you watched The Perks of Being a Wallflower, which was every day.

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You felt infinite, we felt annoyed.

5. Had a ~private~ Tumblr.

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The one where you reblogged aesthetically pleasing photos between the Supernatural and One Direction fan fiction you wrote.

6. Wrote "thought-out" FB posts that looked like this...

7. ...Or just song lyrics that resonated with you.

Sometimes they were pick me ups, but they were mostly "angsty."
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Sometimes they were pick me ups, but they were mostly "angsty."

8. But sometimes you complained about the "controlling grasp" of social media (on social media).

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9. Wore ironic t-shirts (mostly about tacos).

The only awko-taco moment you had was when your friends told you to stop dressing like a five year old.
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The only awko-taco moment you had was when your friends told you to stop dressing like a five year old.

10. You also wrote poetry.

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And they couldn't rhyme because "real poets don't rhyme."

11. Write on your Converses.

We get it -- you were an undiscovered artiste.
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We get it -- you were an undiscovered artiste.

12. Quoted the one philosopher/"fancy" guy you knew.

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We're guessing you had to use BrainyQuotes to memorize them, too.

13. Wore glasses (with no prescription).

Having poor eye sight isn't edgy, Susan, and neither are you.
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Having poor eye sight isn't edgy, Susan, and neither are you.

14. You thought Jaden Smith was a trail blazer in society.

If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I've Cried In The Back Of An Uber, I Would Have Another Pair Of Yeezy's.

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...Even though he's literally a fetus.

15. All of your political ideas were only from The Daily Show.

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Jon Stewart is great, but you're not political scientist-levels of smart because you watched him.

16. All of your photos were of you looking in the opposite direction of the camera.

Extra points if you ever said "Every time you take a selfie, a part of your soul dies."
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Extra points if you ever said "Every time you take a selfie, a part of your soul dies."

17. In short, you thought of yourself as "misunderstood," when in actuality, you were very unoriginal.

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Thank god you stopped.

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