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I've been a phlebotomist for almost 6 years and I can count on one hand how many times I've resorted to a vein finder. Those things are cool as hell and really useful when necessary, but man you know you kinda fucked when they bust that thing out lol

the nearest TJs is like a half hour drive from me and factoring in the gas, it's STILL cheaper than the giant eagle that's 10 minutes away by a huge factor.

I used to babysit this sweet kid we'll call C. My baby brother was also buddies with him so he was at our house a lot when we were kids. His mom was divorced from his narcissistic father & C definitely carried trauma & few behavioral issues stemming from that; however he was a good… Read More

i definitely took drinking & driving absolutely literally when I was like 4 or 5. I'd seen a PSA or something on tv that explicitly said "Never drink & drive, it's against the law." I had no idea alcohol existed so obviously I vastly misunderstood. Sometime after seeing that, I realized… Read More

you can try to pry my cottagecore decor from my cold, dead hands but you will decsend into hell hand-in-hand with me.

they all deserve the trebuchet

shut up #10 is actually adorable. the rest are vile but that one is cute af!

I'd been drifting away for awhile but was still holding on until I needed an abortion. I realize how screwed up & hypocritical that is, but that's what solidified my decision to leave the church. I realized how much I'd been lied to about so many things, especially things like abortion.… Read More

#17 I just used one of those the other day on a patient who had so much swelling in their limbs that you couldn't see or feel a damn thing. Happy to report that the draw was successful!

Read his book, The Elephants In My Backyard. IT'S INCREDIBLE. I listened to the audiobook and his narration is absolutely flawless. It gives a much more in-depth account of everything, from his childhood to now-ish. His life and his adventure in trying to pursue this role is so, so… Read More