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1. This is Crusoe, The Pirate Wiener Dog
2. Who Goes By the Pirate Name of "Long Body Crusoe"
3. He Studies Treasure Maps
4. And Contemplates Revenge Upon His Foes
5. He Sails His Own Ship
6. And Makes Excursions to Shore in Search of Treasure
7. Where He Then Digs for Treasure..
8. And Occassionally Finds Treasure
9. Which He's Always Proud Of
10. And Even When He's Off-Duty, He Practices His Pirate Snarl
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