20 Extra-As-Fuck Inventions For People Who Are Extra As Fuck
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1. Wake up to the sound of the most extra alarm clock in existence, because you know what they say: Simulated gunfire is the perfect start to any day!
2. Get out of your bird’s nest bed, which allows you to wake up feeling like a beautiful crow each morning!
4. Either way, hop in the shower for a nice tanning sesh that definitely won't cause health and safety issues!
5. And there’s this nozzle for those who want to create a water fountain/rinsing station in their bathroom.
8. Then enjoy a nice cup of coffee that charges your phone and poses absolutely no electrical hazards.
9. Time to bring your extravagance to the real world. Don’t worry if you’re incapable of holding something while it rains because there’s this:
10. Or if you’re someone who physically needs to eat every two hours to survive, you have your pizza slice carrier, which will not cause people to give you concerned looks.
13. It’s time for some you time. Maybe head to the nearest body of water and break out your sturdy hammock-raft hybrid.
20. And, finally, end the night by treating yourself to a relaxing, closed-off bath that you definitely won’t drown in!
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