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    16 Incredibly Funny Tweets Just From This Weekend Alone

    "My boyfriend cheated on me in my dream, so we will not be speaking today."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    Twitter: @whyangelinawhy

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    i wonder who gets custody of the usb drive with their kid on it https://t.co/3JGEFrfRAm

    Taylor Hill / Getty / Twitter: @keefler_elf

    3.

    facetimed her and someone whispered “ewww that’s him?” 😭

    Twitter: @ihyjuju

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    Twitter: @RevampedCP

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    The tea about forcing little kids to eat food is that some of yall food be nasty.

    Twitter: @RevampedCP

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    ppl b like “i would never do u like that” n then do it wit a remix

    Twitter: @wthmus

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    almost crashing your car will make you drive back in silence 🤣🤣😭😭

    Twitter: @pxpimus

    8.

    Me: let me start binging this show Me after 1.5 episodes:

    Twitter: @KaylarWill

    9.

    “ YOuRE prOBabLY tALKinG tO sOMeBoDy ELsE “ ME :

    Twitter: @___Sydx

    10.

    My boyfriend cheated on me in my dream last night, so we will not be speaking today.

    Twitter: @Jaclynhill

    11.

    i forgot the wax pen hit like this

    Twitter: @stvccs

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    the thing about academia is that no matter how “successful” you become you will always be an adult wearing a backpack

    Twitter: @oliviastowell

    13.

    me watching my own IG stories https://t.co/wwJ9C2GnyK

    Twitter: @oliviahinds

    14.

    They just started doing covid testing as well

    Twitter: @megstalter

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    every restaurant that does entrees to share thinks they invented it. “have y’all been in before or should i explain how we do things?” no that’s okay i’ve eaten at home before.

    Twitter: @calebsaysthings

    16.

    when im trying to pass a slow walker

    Twitter: @notkingdeficit

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