Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Party City really swinging for the fences with this one.
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Me at home in bed watching scary movies while everybody else out partying this weekend for Halloween
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"i can't go out, i'm busy" me being busy:
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I was on LIVE TV really trying to move like Missy tho🤣🤣
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you ever click on someone story and just delete them
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lil nas x and jack harlow got their own cheese?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Halloweekend
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finally stood up to my boss last night!!!
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What kind of Minecraft/Squid Game neighbourhood be this? https://t.co/Dsz2mPL45P
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good morning
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the existence of post nut clarity and pre nut confusion implies that there is mid nut learning
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Impressing a girl who owns cats on our date by eating so fast I throw up
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Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though
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“Bruh Joker blew up the bridge again I can’t get to work and rent due today” https://t.co/HsyCl1naWS
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i love watching high school sports documentaries because it’s a lot of 46 year old men giving speeches like “if you have an ounce of pride you will go out there & hit somebody until they die. prove you’re a man and kill the enemy…also we gotta get those math grades up gentlemen”
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People love to stand at a party. Not me baby. I’m sitting. Finding the nearest seat. Bob bless y’all. I love to sit.
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Imagine signing divorce papers with one of these
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Halloween looks so fun when you're rich and can afford custom designs and a glam team
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we went from October 1st to October 30th in 3 days