17 Tweets From This Weekend That Everyone's Dying At

    "Sometimes when my husband makes me mad, I look at him through a fork and pretend he's in jail."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    me: this summer will be my summer pollen: mine too

    Twitter: @tabir

    2.

    Twitter: @sum1called555

    3.

    me: *exists* my apple watch: BREATHE BITCH

    Twitter: @adamgreattweet

    4.

    Not me pretending to be shocked I’m loving this Olivia Rodrigo album as if Disney Channel actresses turned singer isn’t my favorite genre of music.

    Twitter: @Gfrank0h

    5.

    Twitter: @jaboukie

    6.

    “where was olivia rodrigo when i was in high school” shut up. where was the avatar when we needed him the most

    Twitter: @coolmathgame_

    7.

    Twitter: @Just__Halal

    8.

    Plsss😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @3lyonax

    9.

    no but hillary clinton really owns this sign 😭😂

    Twitter: @chillarystan

    10.

    This is really vulnerable of me to post but I’ve been lost in a parking garage for 4 hours

    11.

    Twitter: @CaucasianJames

    12.

    Silence is golden. But when you have kids, silence is suspicious

    Twitter: @OmoKiikan

    13.

    *walking on a completely smooth path* my ankle:

    Twitter: @stfufeeIs

    14.

    first i was born without my permission, now my future is in my hands 😭😭

    Twitter: @angiiexlina

    15.

    “u attract what u fear” AHHHHHHHHH MONEY

    Twitter: @TreMelvin

    16.

    “the pacer test will start in 30 seconds”

    Twitter: @clsdapp

    17.

    when you’re 8 claws deep and someone with a disposable camera screams “look over heeeere”

    Twitter: @anxiousdeluxe

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