Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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just tripped at target and a child laughed at me. worst fuckign day of my life this is@why im pro choice
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me checking to see if everyone vibin w the song i just put on
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Soap when you drop it in the shower
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the preteen phase is most definitely dead cause why me and this 11 year old got on the same outfit rn
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Dudes are in line for the Hunter Exams https://t.co/3stS3WsOzp
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The spongebob writers really had to make this joke 😭
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idk man there's gotta be another way https://t.co/8970iTStdN
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“omg i’m so sorry i’m just now seeing this” - me lying
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she FINALLY texted me after 20 hours now ima make her wait 40 seconds 😭
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my tweets are not directed to anyone but if the shoe fits you, just wear it Cinderella
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aight now Virginia, that’s enough.
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Girls: “Idk how I keep getting random bruises on my body” Also girls:
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This heat got me like:
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“No Mom, I have NO IDEA what happened to the Mac-n-cheese!”
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Whoever I’m alone with https://t.co/YDswKZGD2c
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distressed?? the pants are traumatized 😭😭. https://t.co/Tsr1mdzzsH
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tonight i will forget
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sorry I can’t hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird
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when you remember that ur future depends on you.