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    18 Hilarious Tweets From This Week

    "Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to, and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place."

    We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time — we got you! Here are the best tweets of the week:

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    1.

    You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

    Twitter: @thehouseofpod

    2.

    YEAH I’m down to go out again tonight

    Twitter: @thahumorguy / Via PBS

    3.

    Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

    Twitter: @Maxthepapi

    4.

    How do you say “I promise I’m smart my brain is just fried” professionally??

    Twitter: @inreGray

    5.

    trader joes exec 1: pistachios without the shell, we could call them shelled pistachios trader joes exec 2 (very very horny, like the most horny): no, no, that won't do

    Twitter: @lizzzzzielogan

    6.

    Twitter: @g4ys0n

    7.

    Twitter: @jacchyna / Via Bravo

    8.

    *hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe

    Twitter: @IgnatzHaderach

    9.

    toddlers after they learn how to take off their own diapers

    Twitter: @lilxinvis / Via Nickelodeon

    10.

    Gotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king

    Twitter: @stfuayen

    11.

    Twitter: @RespectfulMemes

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    Twitter: @aliyahInterlude

    13.

    *approaching a woman clearly on a date with her boyfriend* Is this guy bothering you?

    Twitter: @autogynefiles

    14.

    Babe why r u calling an Uber it’s just a 45 minute walk

    Twitter: @kvdejaa

    15.

    idk there's just something undiagnosed about him 😍

    Twitter: @middreamgirl

    16.

    My parents are currently visiting Peru, and I feel I must share this picture mom sent from Lima.

    Twitter: @ms_emmalyon

    17.

    you ever clean yo room so good you walk out just to come back in and see yo work?😭🤣🤣

    Twitter: @lilxinvis

    18.

    landlords: we must raise rent costco ceo: i would rather burn this place to the ground than charge more than $1.50 for a hotdog

    Twitter: @adamgreattweet

    That's all, folks! And to read more tweets of the week, click here.