Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Me: *search my symptoms on google* Google:
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Enter password Wrong Wrong Wrong Reset password New password can't be your old password
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by far the weirdest thing i’ve ever found at this river. what is going on
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should i buy?
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And do what? https://t.co/otK8I0mvpI
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You, an utter barbarian: is this hand towel grey or brown? Keith D, poet laureate of Bed, Bath, & Beyond and zen master: it is the feathers of a dove when lit by sunrise
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THERE WAS NOTHING REMOTELY FUNNY ABOUT THAT STATEMENT LIKE?? 😭😭😭
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Nobody: Me: in the middle of the night
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Me: Are you mad? Her: No Me: Let’s see a smile then Her:
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why do little kids cry so hard to the point they get to coughing and gagging like you doing too much😂😂😂😂
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social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them and i hate them
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Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old professor not retire is like the most accurate part of the franchise
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics
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popsicle not seeing heaven 😭
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me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago
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me picking my outfit for keke palmer’s baby shower
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“can you bring out the good plates we have company coming over”