Here's what they said:
1. "Cut and sand down any fingernails you plan to put inside another person."
2. "And for God's sake, scrub under your nails, as well."
3. "Switch condoms every time you switch holes."
5. "Please do not go faster/harder if you can tell I am about to cum. Do exactly what you were doing that got me there. Sincerely, my clitoris."
6. "If you’re enjoying something, just enjoy it, and don’t ask them where they learned to do it."
7. "Remove all pets from the room. It’s weird AF to make eye contact with a cat mid-sex — especially when they never look away."
8. "Put a wash towel next to the bed."
9. "If you wanna get busy BDSM style, you gotta have a detailed and frank discussion about it with the sexual partner first! You need to know each other's likes, dislikes, goals, soft no's, hard no's, what names they like, what names they don't like, and what safe words you will both have."
10. "Don't be stingy with foreplay."
11. "Do not pull out anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower."
12. "Take your time warming up before anal."
13. "Wash your ass. Literally. Use water and soap on your bunghole, don't rely on paper alone. Nothing ruins doggy like a nasty smell in your face when they bend over — and who wants to suck a dick that's two inches from yesterday's breakfast?"
14. "If a girl queefs, ignore it."
15. "Don’t ask a woman to brush her teeth after she’s given you a blowjob before you’ll kiss her. She’s just had YOUR DICK in her mouth."
16. "Always bring your own protection.”
17. "All stuffed animals OFF the bed. They don't need to see this."
18. "It's OK if a guy finishes fast, we won't make fun of you for it. Guys stress about that more than us girls."
And lastly:
19. "The best kind of sensual is consensual."
What about you? Are there any unspoken rules of sex they might've missed? Let me know in the comments below!
Responses edited for length/clarity.