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didn’t consider how this sweater would look with a jacket
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my stupid ass tried to make macaroni except i forget the water
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I went ahead and exposed they ass.
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Lmao nobody can say they knew this
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*A white dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill* His Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Dad: "You guys ready to rock and roll?"
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Me to my blunt after this busy Friday and Saturday
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Meme credit: Reddit /u/Spectator_96
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I have so many questions
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so one of my male cousins requested me on IG, i accepted it & followed him back bc he’s calm. he then proceeds to DM & is like ‘swear i’ve seen you around’ FAMMM I’M YOUR COUSIN 💀
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Never forget
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the side of el chapo the media doesn’t show you <3 https://t.co/jJYxJ7HDH5
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*wakes up* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me: *skips class*
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me turning on a chill vibes playlist to do hw to then focusing only on the music instead
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“make time for yourself” me at 1AM: mE tiMe
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*has mental breakdown at 3 am* *feels better after 15 minutes* me: https://t.co/8DOOqJv17C
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stan twitter people with asthma 🤝 i can’t breathe
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Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment
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I was never meant to go further than elementary level math
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me: smells like updog my brain: please say it please say it please say it please say it please say it cop who just arrested me: shut the fuck up me: ok
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“I aced that test” *gets test back* “44” https://t.co/EMNrrBfRRa
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Let me merge or I swear I’ll fucking kill us both
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Me to my blunt after this busy Friday and Saturday