Celebrity·Posted on Feb 16, 2019Just 17 Funny Tweets From This WeekYou know the drill.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Dalys @dalysluna When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up 05:25 PM - 10 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. magdacious @magdaciousss @KaceyMusgraves When my friends tell me a rumor and I have to act like I didn’t start it 12:43 AM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jason Rabinowitz @AirlineFlyer Guy in the pickup honking, yelling at woman to move out of the street. She yells back "my dog is shitting, wait a minute!" I ❤️ NY 01:45 PM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Minna 🔸 @minnascule my mom: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner doctors: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner my friends: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner the news: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner me: okay so what im hearing is dunch (dinner lunch) & then a second, darker dinner 04:00 AM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Abby @ayee_abby So coworker received some flowers this morning from a random person, She told her man about it and her man acted quick 😂 08:07 PM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Abbie @AbbieEvansXO *battlefield turns into a giant orgy* Cupid: sorry sorry, these are the only type of arrows I have 06:54 PM - 05 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Malik @Charcoal_life Folding table: *exists* Frat guy off two mikes hard lemonades: 02:56 PM - 12 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. rollie pollie yolie @golandayuerrero I guess... 01:16 AM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. E. Walk (Mr. Walker) @Walkerveli One of the kids at my job wrote me a nice lil letter 🙂 09:41 PM - 12 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ClifSosa @ClifSosa Astrology Girls will straight up hit you with their car and say “whoops lol, it’s because I’m a caprisun” 05:46 PM - 11 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Marf @MarfSalvador me: my father went out for cigarettes ten years ago and- sloth dad: *opening door* forgot my wallet 11:15 PM - 11 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. bebe💖🥺 @elguerradrea me holding back on the good news until it’s fuIIy confirmed 09:45 PM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom murderer: any last words me: are u mad at me 09:08 PM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ben Hall @MrBenLHall My annoying ass being annoying then getting shocked when someone actually gets annoyed. 05:44 PM - 12 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Christian D. Harris @chrxstianh__ Me: “Look but don’t make it obvious.” My friends: 03:53 AM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Tony @worstcitiz3n 05:22 AM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite