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    16 Tweets From This Weekend That Genuinely Made Me Laugh

    "Kinda rude i wasn’t born into a multimillionaire family."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    my ex: i want u back me: my groupchat said no

    Twitter: @jaziahhhh

    2.

    Twitter: @tipsykxng

    3.

    Me getting up to pee after being comfortable in bed

    Twitter: @fuckyouginny

    4.

    Man went to the barbershop and pointed at his own picture from 2002 https://t.co/15gOhsSqLC

    Twitter: @_TwoFootIn

    5.

    bro got his fit hung up like he Batman https://t.co/SeqLM3mp91

    Twitter: @__yaj_

    6.

    I swear all dads will know ur friends for 7+ years and still be like “who??”

    Twitter: @nowdeadbrb

    7.

    i be like “i don’t give a f*ck” and then my stomach hurts

    Twitter: @aethosnia

    8.

    I’m sorry doors like this in a house are so embarrassing. Like imagine getting in a fight with your boyfriend and you have to walk to your room and roll-close your barn door.

    Twitter: @mfbenji

    9.

    him: i wanna see the receipts. me:

    Twitter: @mitchoo_oo

    10.

    discussing j cole’s new music with my man <3

    Twitter: @lesliesrv
    @lesliesrv / Via Twitter: @lesliesrv

    11.

    “So you saying it’s safe to go out without a mask?” CDC:

    Twitter: @jbrous41

    12.

    cdc said i could finally take my mask off.

    Twitter: @Iameaschris

    13.

    kinda rude i wasn’t born into a multi millionaire family

    Twitter: @playboyylos

    14.

    me: i read pets are important for home security wife: omg are we getting a dog me: *opening briefcase full of bees* bees

    Twitter: @coolmathgame_

    15.

    dogs love barking at me like 1000ft from their house. what are you a land surveyor. you don't know what a property line is bitch shutup

    Twitter: @dril

    16.

    plot twist over plot twist mare

    Twitter: @Dontifex

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