Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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me after getting topped all night
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Me reading the cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
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WTF😭
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The Yassification of Professor Minerva McGonagall
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whenever i meet a gay couple i ask which one of you has a K in your follower count and which one of you makes the google calendar events
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If I dated Jake Gyllenhaal for even 5 minutes I would talk about it for the rest of my life. We are with you Taylor
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taylor releasing the all too well 10 minute version
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I can’t think of anything I’d want less
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silk https://t.co/rOnaapD4x9
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You kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath
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“you are what you eat” no wonder I’m not enough
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When you fake laughed twice already and they still talkin
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My toddler just slapped me with one glove. She may not know what it means but I’m a woman of honour. We duel at dawn.
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reach for it bruh
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the masculine urge to respond to only one part of a paragraph