Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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is this the shining
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Why is my Uber driver in the ocean?
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My dating profile:
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Leftist guys will be like "I'm an organizer" ok maybe start with your bedroom then...
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this cake my managers got for me lmaooo
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microdosing a relationship by getting into arguments with my male friends
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I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else
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It just fucks me up that Chicago is in Illinois. What the fuck is Illinois
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Taylor Swift is brave because if you asked me to read anything I wrote at 17 I would kill you with my bare hands
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ME, ALMOST 30: CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE FIFTEEEEEEEN
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I can neither confirm nor deny my son bowling technique. ..🤷🏿♂️🤣
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Kourtney Kardashian has had one man in shambles for 14 years & another man getting her name tattooed on him within 6 months. The power...
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“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”
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Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends finishing some of the books on your shelf before buying new ones
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It’s always “wyd” it’s never “what color crocs you want”