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    15 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend

    "Microdosing a relationship by getting into arguments with my male friends."

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    Twitter: @milkglutton_

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    Twitter: @claudiakitty_g
    @claudiakitty_g / Via Twitter: @claudiakitty_g

    3.

    Twitter: @TheAmazingBeck

    4.

    Leftist guys will be like "I'm an organizer" ok maybe start with your bedroom then...

    Twitter: @madamepotstein

    5.

    this cake my managers got for me lmaooo

    Twitter: @LilNasX

    6.

    microdosing a relationship by getting into arguments with my male friends

    Twitter: @PallaviGunalan

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    I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else

    Twitter: @CdyRnkn

    8.

    It just fucks me up that Chicago is in Illinois. What the fuck is Illinois

    Twitter: @nintendo6664

    9.

    Taylor Swift is brave because if you asked me to read anything I wrote at 17 I would kill you with my bare hands

    Twitter: @pricewalden

    10.

    ME, ALMOST 30: CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE FIFTEEEEEEEN

    Twitter: @devbabe_

    11.

    I can neither confirm nor deny my son bowling technique. ..🤷🏿‍♂️🤣

    Twitter: @Quaski29

    12.

    Kourtney Kardashian has had one man in shambles for 14 years & another man getting her name tattooed on him within 6 months. The power...

    Twitter: @kaitnick08

    13.

    “babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”

    Twitter: @97Vercetti

    14.

    Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends finishing some of the books on your shelf before buying new ones

    Twitter: @CiCiAdams_

    15.

    It’s always “wyd” it’s never “what color crocs you want”

    Twitter: @certifiedlibraa

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