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    18 Hilarious Tweets From This Week

    "Willy Wonka is so weird. I’ve had chocolate too, bro. Not gonna act all weird because of it."

    Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    2.

    when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me

    Twitter: @almondtiddies

    3.

    Willy Wonka is so weird. I’ve had chocolate too bro. Not gonna act all weird because of it

    Twitter: @pjayevans

    4.

    bf is being hunter (ordering the bagels) I am being gatherer (asking ppl if I could please steal one of the chairs from their table if they’re not using it, no problem if not)

    Twitter: @maevedunigan

    5.

    I asked my friends to come as memes for my house warming, and they didn’t disappoint 💖

    Twitter: @O_Dolly

    6.

    “Omg Friends is the funniest show” Me watching Friends:

    Twitter: @tweetsbybob_

    7.

    My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery

    Twitter: @osowxvyy

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    Twitter: @sammymowrey

    9.

    I once dated a guy who instead of just breaking up with me was like “let’s not talk for 6 weeks and see if we miss each other” and I liked him so much I was like “ok sure.” 6 weeks passed and I was like “I missed u!” and he said “yeah I didn’t. Break up still on, be well :)”

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl

    10.

    netflix writers now that the zodiac killer has been identified:

    Twitter: @filmforvictoria

    11.

    Twitter: @fartshopping

    12.

    ION CHECK MY BANK ACCT UNTIL IM DONE HAVIN FUN......WE DEAL W/ CONSEQUENCES LATER

    Twitter: @3dLooks

    13.

    Twitter: @harriefloraIs

    14.

    what if we kissed in the truly haunted house

    Twitter: @pumpkinking39

    15.

    its fast fashion to You. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration

    Twitter: @drdevonprice

    16.

    me working at a hotel: so true guestie

    Twitter: @badwillhunt

    17.

    Me: “I’m never drinking again” vs Me drinking again:

    Twitter: @BadCoEnt / Via Netflix

    18.

    Losing my mind at this bumper sticker I just saw

    Twitter: @MittieArt

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