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Happy Thanksgiving! My dog ate the cheesecake while we were in a different room!
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My dad is drinking a to-go cup of clam chowder while driving like it’s a latte I am horrified and folks I’m back in Massachusetts
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are you kidding me
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This kid I used to babysit for almost ten years ago just found my IG and immediately dmed me to let me know that I was the first girl he ever jerked off to. Oh
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Pulling up to the event with the clawserole
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how I’m tryna be in 2020
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this year’s friendsgiving was one for the books 😌 📚
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there’s no way he hasn’t kiIIed at least 6 people https://t.co/2omEZvwaYb
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Don’t thumbs up my text just say you fucking hate me
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Christina Perri in Jar of Hearts
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So my grandpa has been drinking White Claws for an entire month without knowing they contain alcohol
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I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie...🤷♂️
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The fact that my grandma went on strike this Thanksgiving and went to Vegas instead is mind blowing. Homegirl not even answering her phone. 😒😂
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me: little kids are so cute, I can't wait to have one 😢 little kid: *screams* me: https://t.co/9bLJzKkxaL
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Papa John looks like the guy in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from the rest of the group
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one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered
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last year, i went on a date with a dude and when i told him i was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for an entire minute and said i was too old to be reading children’s books. i think about that a lot. ...i wonder if he’s still an idiot.