Buzz·Updated on Dec 2, 2019. Posted on Dec 2, 201919 Of The Funniest Tweets From This WeekLOL @ the girl whose mom dressed her as a hookah for Halloween.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Twitter: @BrodyMSmith 2. Twitter: @edvicchawki 3. emily rose @emily_1613 Happy Thanksgiving! My dog ate the cheesecake while we were in a different room! 10:07 PM - 28 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets My dad is drinking a to-go cup of clam chowder while driving like it’s a latte I am horrified and folks I’m back in Massachusetts 05:31 PM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Glitter 🦦 @xoGlitterTV are you kidding me 04:15 AM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Erica @eerrriiicaa This kid I used to babysit for almost ten years ago just found my IG and immediately dmed me to let me know that I was the first girl he ever jerked off to. Oh 02:41 AM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. JOJO SIWA @SisterRooz69 Pulling up to the event with the clawserole 08:30 PM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Claire, a business @ClaraBiznass how I’m tryna be in 2020 10:22 PM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris this year’s friendsgiving was one for the books 😌 📚 02:02 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. yalitza apariciosus @dunevillenuve there’s no way he hasn’t kiIIed at least 6 people https://t.co/2omEZvwaYb 05:22 AM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking Don’t thumbs up my text just say you fucking hate me 06:13 PM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Nate🌐 @MobiusMarth Christina Perri in Jar of Hearts 07:50 AM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kiernan Shipka @kiernanshipka So my grandpa has been drinking White Claws for an entire month without knowing they contain alcohol 03:38 AM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Charlie Haynes @charliehtweets I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie...🤷♂️ 01:32 PM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Queen B. @KissBreesBeauty The fact that my grandma went on strike this Thanksgiving and went to Vegas instead is mind blowing. Homegirl not even answering her phone. 😒😂 03:39 AM - 28 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. omar @drakingtho me: little kids are so cute, I can't wait to have one 😢 little kid: *screams* me: https://t.co/9bLJzKkxaL 01:35 AM - 28 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Scott @_buhhh Papa John looks like the guy in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from the rest of the group 03:11 PM - 26 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered 11:22 PM - 26 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. my name is no. @om_eye_goodness last year, i went on a date with a dude and when i told him i was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for an entire minute and said i was too old to be reading children’s books. i think about that a lot. ...i wonder if he’s still an idiot. 12:43 AM - 25 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite See previous weeks' #Tweets here.