Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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This explains nothing
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You be in a line at TJ Maxx with a just shirt, by the time you get to the cashier you done picked up some gourmet popcorn, a neck pillow, doggy bed, phone charger, LED lights, water bottle, some weights, Uno cards, and a yoga mat
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How I look when I have the entire movie theater to myself
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I want to personally thank Pfizer for allowing me to safely get my back blown out but also allowing me to understand a date with a man is still a date with a man
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hot girl summer implies the existence of cold bitch winter
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Siri be like https://t.co/KwvMdA1I2k
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i’m hacking my biology
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imagine being 27 and still telling people you were in a gifted program in middle school. babe you didn’t serve in war you just did long division well. please move past this.
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the casting tape of blake lively for gossip girl
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no that's not what i meant...
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Crossfaded (had a Coke and a Diet Coke)
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When you have to read the same page over and over cause you keep zoning out
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Idc if the argument was 3 weeks ago! If i find out new information, I’m coming back for round 2!!😂😭😭✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽
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Woke up to breakfast ready for me, it’s the little things 💛
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“I’m gonna take a quick nap” *8 hours later Me confused af:
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if i’m ever this cold bring me home!!!!😂
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I seen a Jeep driving itself today
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The fact that Elvis was drafted into the military at the height of his stardom is so crazy to me. Like imagine you’re in the middle of a war and ya hear someone shout “cover me” and it’s Beyoncé