Buzz·Posted on Nov 18, 201917 Funny Tweets From This Week"Caffeine doesn’t do it anymore i need someone to text me 'We need to talk."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. chudail @scarletbitch007 Sorry I replied the very second you texted. I have no life and shame 08:30 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sean @Sean0_10 When you thought your nose was finally unblocking but it just switched nostrils 09:10 PM - 16 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Breanna Rodriguez @BreannaRufina My mom sent me these pics of the hat she made her dog and I’m cackling omg 10:59 PM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Female @NedNeutrality i left my airpod while getting sushi n the lady came back n gave it to me like this i’m screaming 11:33 PM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾 🌹 @mimithemama a girl from my due date group on fb is having a c-section on december 25th and wants to name her daughter “krissmiss dae”... she asked for opinions or other holiday name ideas and i suggested noelle or ivy... and she replied “eh idk those are kinda weird sounding” 😭😭😭 05:52 PM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house" important lesson 01:20 AM - 12 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. rumen @rumenoodless since hair can’t be preserved in fossils we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this 12:56 AM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. john @yumyumfattime This didn’t go viral on tik tok like I expected it to so I’m giving twitter a try 01:31 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Chronic E @therealchronice germs when you drop your food 🤣 09:16 PM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. omar @HlGHKEYMOOD You really think i care? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiactuallydoandyoujusthurtmyfeelings 02:00 AM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ @Thatbulljuice My favorite line when I’m drunk is “I’m not even that drunk” whole time I can’t even see 07:10 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. linnéa, what's good? howdy @hejjlinnea funny how shakespeare been real quiet ever since this video dropped 09:59 PM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking My crush and I have this hilarious inside joke where I text him and he doesn’t respond lmao I just texted once more, and AGAIN...nothing from him! 😂😂😂 We’re hilarious, I can’t wait for us to get a dog (or just a drink or coffee, even) 05:55 PM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. b @h0egenic *school starts 8:00* me at 8:26: 04:02 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝖒𝖎𝖐𝖚 🎃🕸️🕷️💀 @Mikuzinxd 05:41 AM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Justice ✨ @fineapple420 I was 8 singing this like a 37 year old woman going through a divorice. https://t.co/orXHKWZ2NG 12:02 AM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. logan @brainwxrms caffeine doesn’t do it anymore i need someone to text me “we need to talk” 08:48 PM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite #Tweets See last week's funniest tweets