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    Updated on Nov 18, 2019. Posted on Nov 18, 2019

    17 Funny Tweets From This Week

    "Caffeine doesn’t do it anymore i need someone to text me 'We need to talk."

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    Sorry I replied the very second you texted. I have no life and shame

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    When you thought your nose was finally unblocking but it just switched nostrils

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    My mom sent me these pics of the hat she made her dog and I’m cackling omg

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    i left my airpod while getting sushi n the lady came back n gave it to me like this i’m screaming

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    a girl from my due date group on fb is having a c-section on december 25th and wants to name her daughter “krissmiss dae”... she asked for opinions or other holiday name ideas and i suggested noelle or ivy... and she replied “eh idk those are kinda weird sounding” 😭😭😭

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    when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house" important lesson

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    since hair can’t be preserved in fossils we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this

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    This didn’t go viral on tik tok like I expected it to so I’m giving twitter a try

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    You really think i care? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiactuallydoandyoujusthurtmyfeelings

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    My favorite line when I’m drunk is “I’m not even that drunk” whole time I can’t even see

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    funny how shakespeare been real quiet ever since this video dropped

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    My crush and I have this hilarious inside joke where I text him and he doesn’t respond lmao I just texted once more, and AGAIN...nothing from him! 😂😂😂 We’re hilarious, I can’t wait for us to get a dog (or just a drink or coffee, even)

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    *school starts 8:00* me at 8:26:

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    I was 8 singing this like a 37 year old woman going through a divorice. https://t.co/orXHKWZ2NG

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    caffeine doesn’t do it anymore i need someone to text me “we need to talk”

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